015 - Bitch Be Trippin' Balls

[mercwamouth]

[So we have a Deadpool on the Plane, but he's acting kinda weird.

[Like, weird even for him.

[How weird? Well, he's hallucinating.

[Why? Well, to pass the time.]

That's right Osborn-Giant! Your gold beans are MINE!

[He starts running away from... something.]

[[ooc: Just so y'know, this is not an experiment, this is actually canon. He was climbing an elevator shaft and it was taking so long that he slipped into a hallucination in order to stave off boredom. Don't worry, he's probably not very dangerous in this state, or at least no more dangerous than he would be normally. He probably won't remember much of what happens here or at least he'll have a strange interpretation of the events. I won't explicitly say what Deadpool's "seeing", but if you're wondering and you ask, I wouldn't mind telling you OOC.]]

Comments

[mercwamouth]

Less honky more runny.

[contract_star]

[Just...facepalms.]

[mercwamouth]

That's the spirit!

[contract_star]

I'm going now.

[Starts walking past Deadpool.]

[mercwamouth]

[Grabs his wrist and starts running]

No you stupid goose, it's THIS way!

[contract_star]

[Digs in again and tries to yank himself out of Deadpool's grip, gritting his teeth. He so does not have the patience for this.]

[mercwamouth]

[Since he was grabbing the wrist, Hei slips out before very long, but Deadpool's arm reaches toward Hei]

GOOSE! NOOOOOOOO!

[contract_star]

[And Hei is so done with this shit, so he drops.]

[mercwamouth]

[Keeps reaching forward]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!