got lost in a museum [the curator was unkind]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[the Master appears on the Plane, holding one Yuuto by the back of his shirt collar] Ryotarou, I think this belongs to you.

[Yuuto struggles in the Master's hold, extremely displeased with all of this.] Put me down, damn it! I said I was sorry!

[Sadly for Yuuto, the Master is not letting go] Not until Ryotarou comes to collect you.

Collect me?! He's not my babysitter! [Yuuto isn't giving up either.] Maybe if you just offered a tour like normal people, this wouldn't have happened.

I'm not a tour guide, you'll find, and the TARDIS isn't there for your amusement. Now don't be even more irritating than you already are. I haven't killed anyone in a few days and I try not to go more than a week between murders.

[Yuuto would be glaring daggers at the Master if he could see him properly, but that kind of talk is enough to shut him up momentarily.]

Comments

[fireintothesky.livejournal.com]

[Stares more] Signore Yuuto? Did you try to go undercover?

[hasarrived.livejournal.com]

Undercover? Why the hell would I do something like that?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

No, he was just stupidly curious.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

Wh-what? [Despite his own difficulties at the moment, this is—] What happened?

[hasarrived.livejournal.com]

[... The collector is here.]

Someone's uptight.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I found it on the TARDIS. Yours, yes?

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[he's tempted to facepalm] Oh, honestly...

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[hits him] Stop letting people onto the TARDIS.

[hasarrived.livejournal.com]

A little help here?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Hits the Master] Put him down.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[does not, but he DOES start choking Rose with his free hand]

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

. . . Honestly, mate. Stress toy? Ever heard of 'em? Squeeze it, little eyes and mouth bulge out? Exercises your hand a bit if you use 'em enough? Might be time to invest!

[hasarrived.livejournal.com]

Finally, someone who agrees with me!

[aimania.livejournal.com]

A-Ah, excuse me, Shy-san? Did you get into some trouble?

[hasarrived.livejournal.com]

[miffed] Shy-what? Sorry, I think you have me confused with someone else.

[anjelsword.livejournal.com]

[She doesn't tense at the Master's words, but she isn't happy, at least.]

No killing him. I would have wasted that time trying to teach him something.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Why do people seem to be under the rather deluded impression that telling me to do things encourages those actions?

[hasarrived.livejournal.com]

Oh, great. Here to poke at me, too?

[durch-feuer.livejournal.com]

{Watching! Mostly because it's pretty funny} It looks like you found a stray.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid the Doctor seems to attract them.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

How was he even able to get inside of me?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

You know? I don't know. I think the Doctor may've left the door unlocked. Again.

[hasarrived.livejournal.com]

[STARES]

[kotaekiitenai.livejournal.com]

Heeeeh, what's a TARDIS? Is it fun?

[hasarrived.livejournal.com]

Yeah, until some grouchy alien kicks you out.

[zephyrum.livejournal.com]

[Man, the other me isn't really that bright.]

...

[Just, rolling his eyes a little.]

[hasarrived.livejournal.com]

[Screw you. It was for the sake of stargazing.]