got lost in a museum [the curator was unkind]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[the Master appears on the Plane, holding one Yuuto by the back of his shirt collar] Ryotarou, I think this belongs to you.

[Yuuto struggles in the Master's hold, extremely displeased with all of this.] Put me down, damn it! I said I was sorry!

[Sadly for Yuuto, the Master is not letting go] Not until Ryotarou comes to collect you.

Collect me?! He's not my babysitter! [Yuuto isn't giving up either.] Maybe if you just offered a tour like normal people, this wouldn't have happened.

I'm not a tour guide, you'll find, and the TARDIS isn't there for your amusement. Now don't be even more irritating than you already are. I haven't killed anyone in a few days and I try not to go more than a week between murders.

[Yuuto would be glaring daggers at the Master if he could see him properly, but that kind of talk is enough to shut him up momentarily.]

Comments

[kotaekiitenai.livejournal.com]

AH! It's a person!

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

I am not a person! [you've just offended her terribly, I'll have you know] Apologise!

[kotaekiitenai.livejournal.com]

But but- you look like a person... [The poor boy's confused now]

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[as is understandable] These are merely projections of my consciousness using agitated protoplasm. I am most certainly not a human. Now apologise properly.

[kotaekiitenai.livejournal.com]

[And since he understood all of about... none of that~] Nuh uh. If you're really not a person, then what are you?

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

I am the TARDIS, you stupid boy.

[kotaekiitenai.livejournal.com]

But that's what I asked to begin with, stu~pid~

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

If you believe me so stupid, why should I answer your question?

[kotaekiitenai.livejournal.com]

Cause you don't like getting called a person and otherwise I'm gonna do it again~?

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

Or I can simply ignore your existence like the insignificant insect you are?

[kotaekiitenai.livejournal.com]

But that wouldn't be any fun, okama-chan~

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

...very well.

[disappears and reappears as she really is, which looks like a blue police box with an infinite interior. she opens her doors, as if to say 'come in.' of course, if he does, he should be careful, because she really is infinite and isn't beyond trapping him in never-ending corridors or leading him to rooms containing some rather ... unpleasant flora and fauna]

[kotaekiitenai.livejournal.com]

[Stares] Wah! How neat~~~ [He's really horribly tempted to go in] what else can you do?? [Oh lord, I do believe you've gotten a fan.]

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[waits a bit to see if he enters, then disappears and reappears again, haughty as ever] I am a TARDIS; Time and Relative Dimension in Space. I am capable of travelling to any time and any place within the universe. Therefore, I am not a human.

[kotaekiitenai.livejournal.com]

[Point proven then!] Yeah yeah! You're way more interesting~~

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[preens] Of course I am, boy.

[kotaekiitenai.livejournal.com]

[Fanboys liek woah] Nee nee what kinda of places have you gone to~?