got lost in a museum [the curator was unkind]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[the Master appears on the Plane, holding one Yuuto by the back of his shirt collar] Ryotarou, I think this belongs to you.

[Yuuto struggles in the Master's hold, extremely displeased with all of this.] Put me down, damn it! I said I was sorry!

[Sadly for Yuuto, the Master is not letting go] Not until Ryotarou comes to collect you.

Collect me?! He's not my babysitter! [Yuuto isn't giving up either.] Maybe if you just offered a tour like normal people, this wouldn't have happened.

I'm not a tour guide, you'll find, and the TARDIS isn't there for your amusement. Now don't be even more irritating than you already are. I haven't killed anyone in a few days and I try not to go more than a week between murders.

[Yuuto would be glaring daggers at the Master if he could see him properly, but that kind of talk is enough to shut him up momentarily.]

Comments

[zephyrum.livejournal.com]

Who the hell are you?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I'm the Master, I live with the Doctor, and I won't be allowing any more of his pets to march in uninvited and walk out unscathed.

[zephyrum.livejournal.com]

Learn to lock the door.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Not the best argument to use, Yuuto. It has this awful habit of excusing away any crime. Like, say, if I shot you in the chest for tresspassing? You should have learned to wear kevlar.

[zephyrum.livejournal.com]

[How did you know my -- oh, right, stupid!self] If you had shot me for trespassing you should have made it more difficult to trespass just like how I'd make it more difficult for you to shoot me in the chest.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

You're still shifting the responsibility from the one who acts to the one who is acted upon. Which, actually, I'd find laudable, because it implies a certain belief - that it is the victim that is at fault, not the criminal - which is very entertaining and in some ways sound, but I find it just a bit immature in that it removes responsibility from the acting party, and if you don't want to be held responsible for what you do, well. I guess existential anguish exists for a reason.

Then again, your other you likes sulking, so I suppose I shouldn't expect maturity from either of you.

[zephyrum.livejournal.com]

[Jerks his head at his other self] He's got a way to go. [And completely ignores everything you just said, he's beginning to see the creep part.]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I doubt you're very far ahead.

[zephyrum.livejournal.com]

Farther along than he is.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Changing the date of birth doesn't change the mentality.

[zephyrum.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

You know your face will get stuck that way.

[zephyrum.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you really care.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

What frightfully low self-esteem.

[zephyrum.livejournal.com]

You're really dense.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

That's a compliment from you; ta!