ext_153159 ([identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-09-07 02:51 am

got lost in a museum [the curator was unkind]

[the Master appears on the Plane, holding one Yuuto by the back of his shirt collar] Ryotarou, I think this belongs to you.

[Yuuto struggles in the Master's hold, extremely displeased with all of this.] Put me down, damn it! I said I was sorry!

[Sadly for Yuuto, the Master is not letting go] Not until Ryotarou comes to collect you.

Collect me?! He's not my babysitter! [Yuuto isn't giving up either.] Maybe if you just offered a tour like normal people, this wouldn't have happened.

I'm not a tour guide, you'll find, and the TARDIS isn't there for your amusement. Now don't be even more irritating than you already are. I haven't killed anyone in a few days and I try not to go more than a week between murders.

[Yuuto would be glaring daggers at the Master if he could see him properly, but that kind of talk is enough to shut him up momentarily.]

[identity profile] fireintothesky.livejournal.com 2008-09-09 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Do you ever kill aliens? Signore Doctor didn't seem to like that idea very much.

[identity profile] fireintothesky.livejournal.com 2008-09-09 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
I keep a count of how many people I kill for Signore Jose.

[identity profile] fireintothesky.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
This month or all of them? I don't really know for sure. I'm probably eleven or twelve.

[identity profile] fireintothesky.livejournal.com 2008-09-14 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kill diary get! She flips through it carefully for moment, then--] Um... Well, this month I've gotten even more than Triela. [Is proud of this >>] The whole time... One hundred and sixty-three in... ten months. Mostly just mafia and gang people, though.