got lost in a museum [the curator was unkind]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[the Master appears on the Plane, holding one Yuuto by the back of his shirt collar] Ryotarou, I think this belongs to you.

[Yuuto struggles in the Master's hold, extremely displeased with all of this.] Put me down, damn it! I said I was sorry!

[Sadly for Yuuto, the Master is not letting go] Not until Ryotarou comes to collect you.

Collect me?! He's not my babysitter! [Yuuto isn't giving up either.] Maybe if you just offered a tour like normal people, this wouldn't have happened.

I'm not a tour guide, you'll find, and the TARDIS isn't there for your amusement. Now don't be even more irritating than you already are. I haven't killed anyone in a few days and I try not to go more than a week between murders.

[Yuuto would be glaring daggers at the Master if he could see him properly, but that kind of talk is enough to shut him up momentarily.]

Comments

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

You know? I don't know. I think the Doctor may've left the door unlocked. Again.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

He really must stop doing that. It locks for a reason, and I do not appreciate strange people walking about my interior. He might have tracked mud. I detest mud.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

And he's one of the curious ones. Might've broken something vital and then stared, wide-eyed, saying 'oops.'

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[shudders] I must thank you for removing him, then. I cannot abide being touched by such incompetents.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

They're all so incompetent, though. Do us both a favour and tell the Doctor not to let any more of his pets in next you see him.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[considers him] I am surprised. There is something on which we both agree.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

It was bound to happen eventually.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

I suppose. [frowns] Does it bother you?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Not really.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[considers him, then nods] It is ... strange, agreeing with you. But I cannot feel angry for it, considering the circumstances. This will take some getting used to.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[pats her head] You're outdated, but you are an adaptable machine.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[stiffens] That does not give you leave to touch me.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Of course it does!

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

In what possible way?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

You're mine, remember?

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

And you know I will never accept that.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I know! That's what makes it fun.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

My freedom is hardly a game, Master. There is nothing 'fun' in the idea of being [shudders] your TARDIS.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Everything trivial is a game, so that's what your freedom is. And you've had fun, haven't you? In your time. So you've had fun as my TARDIS.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

You are perverting the truth. [frowns] And you cannot own what was unwanted. The Doctor owns me by default. You lost your right when your House slated me for decommission.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

You weren't unwanted by me. Remember, I was the one who let you fly for the first time after the Time Lords broke you and left you trapped on Earth. And it was because of me that they sent you off-planet for the first time after that.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[okay, yeah, she can't argue that and just tightens her jaw before looking away] Even so, you did those things for the Doctor. I am not... [takes a long breath] This is a moot point and has no bearing on our current conversation.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I know, but it was fun anyway.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

Tell me, Master. What do you not find fun so that I might subject you to it repeatedly.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Everything can be fun, if you're in the right mindset.