ext_153159 ([identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-09-07 02:51 am

got lost in a museum [the curator was unkind]

[the Master appears on the Plane, holding one Yuuto by the back of his shirt collar] Ryotarou, I think this belongs to you.

[Yuuto struggles in the Master's hold, extremely displeased with all of this.] Put me down, damn it! I said I was sorry!

[Sadly for Yuuto, the Master is not letting go] Not until Ryotarou comes to collect you.

Collect me?! He's not my babysitter! [Yuuto isn't giving up either.] Maybe if you just offered a tour like normal people, this wouldn't have happened.

I'm not a tour guide, you'll find, and the TARDIS isn't there for your amusement. Now don't be even more irritating than you already are. I haven't killed anyone in a few days and I try not to go more than a week between murders.

[Yuuto would be glaring daggers at the Master if he could see him properly, but that kind of talk is enough to shut him up momentarily.]

[identity profile] doctorate.livejournal.com 2008-09-09 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
[No no, he's very much realizing it! It's why he was doing it. ):

When the Master speaks, the Doctor stares down at him, and he really wants nothing more than to snap his neck (and he thinks he probably can, thinks that it'd be such an easy thing to do).

But after a long moment, his grip loosens completely, and even if he's not about to break the Master's neck right
now, the look on his face says that he's very likely to change his mind.]

[identity profile] doctorate.livejournal.com 2008-09-09 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Have we mentioned that he's breathing very heavily? It's a nice little attempt at restraining himself.]

Don't tempt me. Really. Don't. [and yet, notice! He has not moved from his position on the Master's stomach.]

[identity profile] doctorate.livejournal.com 2008-09-09 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
[The Doctor has his head in his hands, and he's pulling at his hair a bit -- and by a bit, we mean quite a lot.]

Would you just-- shut up!

[This is what we call a crisis of morality. Or also a "freak out."]

[identity profile] doctorate.livejournal.com 2008-09-09 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[He watches the Master, baffled, but when he realizes what he's doing, the Doctor yanks his hands away like he's been burned. This time he pushes himself off of the Master and puts distance between the two of them.]

You are completely mental.

[identity profile] doctorate.livejournal.com 2008-09-09 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
. . . You're really cutting it close, mate. Don't try your luck.

[identity profile] doctorate.livejournal.com 2008-09-09 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
And what the hell do you mean by that?

[identity profile] doctorate.livejournal.com 2008-09-09 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds a bit as though you've got a death wish of your own, really.

[identity profile] doctorate.livejournal.com 2008-09-09 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
So goading me into trying to kill you is your way of helping me to lighten up.

[identity profile] doctorate.livejournal.com 2008-09-09 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure it'd be easier if you weren't punching me.

[identity profile] doctorate.livejournal.com 2008-09-09 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[he's just gonna sit here, but he's at least wiping blood away from his lip.] No? And here I was holding out hope.