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[realitymods]

[this time, the Twins appear looking quite pleased with themselves]

Hello~ hello~ to everyone! We've been thinking about this for a very long time and we decided we really do like most of you! So we decided to do something nice.

[clear their throats] Would anyone like to buy something at discount prices? You can also apply to work for us~! We promise it's reasonable work that doesn't interfere much with your usual routine. Employees also get special tips on sales! Hurry, offer ends soon! ...Well, the discount anyway.

Comments

[twelvemasks.livejournal.com]

... Is the medical powder on sale too?

[realitymods]

Of course~ We'll sell anything and everything.

[twelvemasks.livejournal.com]

[Cool. He starts digging through his pockets and then pauses, thinking for a while.]

Do you have stuff girls would like?

[noking.livejournal.com]

What do you have?

Knives that cut the fabric of dimensions?

[realitymods]

Those are very expensive.

[noking.livejournal.com]

How expensive?

[dwellonschemes.livejournal.com]

I am curious as to what sort of purchasable things, what sort of work, and what sort of payment are offered.

[realitymods]

Well~! We sell anything we have. Our inventory list is very extensive but if you're looking for anything at all, you should ask~ The work varies! We only need part time help. Hm, you're good at sorting books, aren't you? The payment would be being on our good sides~?

[dwellonschemes.livejournal.com]

[Albus ponders over this information. Eventually:] ...Are you capable of reviving those who do not have access to the Astral Plane?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[hmphs] Like anyone's daft enough to buy anything from you two freaks.

[realitymods]

But people do! We sell really nice things. Ask Sam~

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

Buy things? [totally foreign concept, go!]

[realitymods]

Mhm! You trade something of value for something else of value that you want to have~

[frigidfourth.livejournal.com]

[Isn't interested in taking you up on the offer, but curious nonetheless] What sort of 'work' did you have in mind?

[realitymods]

Oh, lots of work! We mostly employ people in the shop to help out with tasks but it depends on what people could be useful for.

[contract_star]

What sort of things do you sell?

[realitymods]

Pretty much anything~ If we don't have it, we'll try to get it, depending on what it is.

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

Do you have anything you think I would like?

[realitymods]

Of course we do~! What sort of thing would you be looking for?

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

Oh? ... How much would it be for a bottle of whiskey from Cloud's world?

[realitymods]

Hm! Do you have anything you can trade for it?

[sucre-justice.livejournal.com]

[L arrives a bit late to the scene. He tilts his head, and then rummages in his pockets some. He pulls out two chocolate bars - the good stuff. The expensive stuff.]

If I recall correctly, you enjoy sweets, hm?

[realitymods]

[both look interested and come closer] Yes, we do! We like candy.

[cutecleaver.livejournal.com]

Do you have anything cute, do you~?

[realitymods]

We have lots of cute stuff! What sort of cute things do you want?