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[this time, the Twins appear looking quite pleased with themselves]

Hello~ hello~ to everyone! We've been thinking about this for a very long time and we decided we really do like most of you! So we decided to do something nice.

[clear their throats] Would anyone like to buy something at discount prices? You can also apply to work for us~! We promise it's reasonable work that doesn't interfere much with your usual routine. Employees also get special tips on sales! Hurry, offer ends soon! ...Well, the discount anyway.

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If I am killed in my reality, by someone from my reality, and am re-animated by you - as I think would be the natural coarse of events now, correct? - it would be possible for my murderer to simply repeat the process, no?

Hmm, yes, the murderer could but that would be a real waste to have to keep bringing you back over and over again...

I would prefer to avoid such a scenario myself, for obvious reasons...

Well, part of the revival process is that your world will change itself somewhat to suit your revival. We imagine that it would try to deal with that. Are you being murdered soon?

...I see. I wasn't aware of this. Interesting...

It's an unfortunate possibility.

We see~ Well, we will bring you back if you're murdered. There are side-effects but it's better than nothing?

I'd be extremely grateful for whatever you can do.

[nod] We can't outright prevent the murder but we'll try to have things more favourable when you return~?

I suppose I owe you a hearty amount of chocolate, in that case.

[both bounce a bit; sometimes they act the age they look] Can we have a cake, too?

[have an L pseudo-smile again.] Certainly.

[both bow] Then we'll do our best~

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