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[this time, the Twins appear looking quite pleased with themselves]

Hello~ hello~ to everyone! We've been thinking about this for a very long time and we decided we really do like most of you! So we decided to do something nice.

[clear their throats] Would anyone like to buy something at discount prices? You can also apply to work for us~! We promise it's reasonable work that doesn't interfere much with your usual routine. Employees also get special tips on sales! Hurry, offer ends soon! ...Well, the discount anyway.

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We've had a lot of time to practice it.

[narrows her eyes] Then what are you, that you've had so much time? You are most definitely not Time Lords.

[quietly] We're very old. So~ Lot's of practice.

That does not answer my question. What are you?

[honestly] We don't remember.

I see. [frowns faintly] You two ... your shop exists in this nexus, correct? I wish to know more about it.

The shop exists in many places. We built it a very long time ago! It is bigger on the inside like a lot of Time Lord technology, so we imagine you understand that.

I can, yes. That still does not explain this nexus point. How are we all here and for what purpose?

Ah~ We're trying to figure that out, too.

So you are not behind our being here, then?

We are~ But we don't really know much about this place. Not like we used to.

[narrows her eyes] The place itself is unimportant, but our being here is another matter entirely. What purpose do you have in detaining us here?

No~ You're here to test it for us. We can't test it anymore by ourselves.

I beg your pardon? I am not anyone's test subject, nor is the Doctor. Any version of him. Release us from this place.

We can't!

You can and you will. You've no right to keep us here.

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