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[realitymods]

[this time, the Twins appear looking quite pleased with themselves]

Hello~ hello~ to everyone! We've been thinking about this for a very long time and we decided we really do like most of you! So we decided to do something nice.

[clear their throats] Would anyone like to buy something at discount prices? You can also apply to work for us~! We promise it's reasonable work that doesn't interfere much with your usual routine. Employees also get special tips on sales! Hurry, offer ends soon! ...Well, the discount anyway.

Comments

[contract_star]

Then what about information?

[realitymods]

We like selling information! It still depends, though. You can tell us what you want to know and we can tell you the price~? We reserve the right not to sell all information.

[contract_star]

[Considers it.] Information on how to stop the Master? How to keep people here from dying? Information about certain things happening in my world?

[realitymods]

We can probably do the first one! The second one is hard because you guys always fight each other. The third might depend~

[contract_star]

Then for the first one--what would be the price?

[realitymods]

Hm~ That's tough. If you want us to put limits on both of them, then we'd probably have to...hm. Well~ What price would you be willing to pay? We obviously don't usually take money. And we won't stop them entirely, mind you, but we could limit them.

[contract_star]

If you could limit their hypnosis, perhaps. Or simply make it easier to fight off. What would that take?

[realitymods]

If you gave up some of your power, then we can. You mean both of them, yes? Or just one of them? Either way~ it can be done. [pop off and then return with oddly nice looking bracelets] These are what you're paying for.

[contract_star]

[Frowns, and after a long time, he shakes his head.] No. No deal.

[realitymods]

[surprised] Really~? It wouldn't be much.

[contract_star]

I need my power.

[realitymods]

We do ask for important things~ [tilts their heads] Then bargain? What would you be willing to offer us?

[contract_star]

[Long pause as he considers what he's about to do.]

I could work for you.

[realitymods]

[both look at each other and whisper before looking up again]

We always need new workers~ Sam works for us, too.

[contract_star]

What would I have to do?

[realitymods]

Just helping out~ Although if we needed something done, we'd come to you, too. But mostly it's helping with stock and customers.

[contract_star]

[Closes his eyes briefly.] That'll do, then. How long would I have to work in order to afford [nods toward the bracelets,] those?

[realitymods]

[tilt their heads] How's two months sound?

[contract_star]

Depends--what would I have to do with the bracelets?

[realitymods]

Nothing! [cheerfully] We'll take care of that. And they won't even know where they came from~

[contract_star]

And what is the catch? [Hei is good at being careful. Usually.]

[realitymods]

[tilt their heads] None that we can think of. Two months service in exchange for us putting these on them. And they won't be able to take them off unless we do it.

[contract_star]

[Long pause, trying to figure out if he's doing the right thing.]

Deal.

[realitymods]

[both bow] Then we'll take care of the rest. You start work the day after tomorrow~ You can ask Sam for the rundown!

[contract_star]

[Just nods.]

[ooc: anything special I should know?~]