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[this time, the Twins appear looking quite pleased with themselves]

Hello~ hello~ to everyone! We've been thinking about this for a very long time and we decided we really do like most of you! So we decided to do something nice.

[clear their throats] Would anyone like to buy something at discount prices? You can also apply to work for us~! We promise it's reasonable work that doesn't interfere much with your usual routine. Employees also get special tips on sales! Hurry, offer ends soon! ...Well, the discount anyway.

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[hmphs] Like anyone's daft enough to buy anything from you two freaks.

But people do! We sell really nice things. Ask Sam~

I'm not asking Sam what he helps you two sell, because he shouldn't be there in the first place.

But Sam likes us!

He's also a loon. [crosses his arms] How much longer do you expect him to 'work' for you, anyway?

Forever?

I don't hardly think so.

You're right! He'll die someday. So just until then.

Mmhm. [stares at them a long time -- then reaches for one because that's not an acceptable answer]

Hey hey hey! [steps in and pulls Gene away. Must stop employers from hurting each other] One, Guv: stop doing that. Two: if you're going to, grab both. They don't like being seperated.

[lets them go reluctantly] You shouldn't be defending them, you div! Now get off me!

Sam is because he's our friend.

[lets go of Gene as well] I am, actually, Guv. So try to keep that in consideration.

[glares at all three of them, straightening his coat, then grabs a cigarette cause he needs something to do] You're all a bunch of idiots, the lot of ya.

Thank you~

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