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[realitymods]

[this time, the Twins appear looking quite pleased with themselves]

Hello~ hello~ to everyone! We've been thinking about this for a very long time and we decided we really do like most of you! So we decided to do something nice.

[clear their throats] Would anyone like to buy something at discount prices? You can also apply to work for us~! We promise it's reasonable work that doesn't interfere much with your usual routine. Employees also get special tips on sales! Hurry, offer ends soon! ...Well, the discount anyway.

Comments

[twelvemasks.livejournal.com]

... Is the medical powder on sale too?

[realitymods]

Of course~ We'll sell anything and everything.

[twelvemasks.livejournal.com]

[Cool. He starts digging through his pockets and then pauses, thinking for a while.]

Do you have stuff girls would like?

[realitymods]

[smile!] We do~! What sort of girls?

[noking.livejournal.com]

What do you have?

Knives that cut the fabric of dimensions?

[realitymods]

Those are very expensive.

[noking.livejournal.com]

How expensive?

[twelvemasks.livejournal.com]

Ones that get angry at me for hanging out with other girls.

[realitymods]

[brightly] Life debt doesn't even cover it~

[realitymods]

The jealous type! What does she like?

[twelvemasks.livejournal.com]

Books.

[realitymods]

Hm~ We have lots of books. Any specific kind?

[twelvemasks.livejournal.com]

Manga and classic literature.

[realitymods]

Hm~ [hop away and return with a pile of books] She's probably never heard of any of these titles. From top to bottom goes least expensive to most expensive~

[dwellonschemes.livejournal.com]

I am curious as to what sort of purchasable things, what sort of work, and what sort of payment are offered.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[hmphs] Like anyone's daft enough to buy anything from you two freaks.

[noking.livejournal.com]

How many life debts, then?

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

Buy things? [totally foreign concept, go!]

[frigidfourth.livejournal.com]

[Isn't interested in taking you up on the offer, but curious nonetheless] What sort of 'work' did you have in mind?

[contract_star]

What sort of things do you sell?

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

Do you have anything you think I would like?

[realitymods]

[ponder] We'd prefer just taking things from you.

[realitymods]

Well~! We sell anything we have. Our inventory list is very extensive but if you're looking for anything at all, you should ask~ The work varies! We only need part time help. Hm, you're good at sorting books, aren't you? The payment would be being on our good sides~?

[realitymods]

But people do! We sell really nice things. Ask Sam~

[realitymods]

Mhm! You trade something of value for something else of value that you want to have~