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[theguv.livejournal.com]

This place is complete bullshit. Every time I try using this crap 'technology' it up and breaks like the useless junk it is. And if one more bloke tries copping a feel of my arse, I'm locking the whole bloody city up. You hear me, brat? You're whole bloody city, nicked. Don't think I won't.

And Tyler. You and I need to talk.

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[contract_star]

Are you in someone else's reality? Because a lot of us who were switched are experiencing similar things.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

I'm stuck in a city full of gooks who think I'm a bloody twat of a girl.

[contract_star]

[Ignoring the language.] Ms. Hashimoto's world.

You should watch yourself. The realities have been getting increasingly dangerous. Some people have been attacked.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

I'd rather they come at me like men than this tessie poofter nonsense.

[didorothy]

Guv?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Your reality about as gobbed up as mine?

[didorothy]

If you're talking about our city, Fumie and Mu were all right last time I checked on them. If you're talking about Minato's world, it's... it's been all right. But it's been getting worse, and I'm getting the feeling that this is just the start.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Good. About time something interesting happened 'round this hell hole.

[long pause, idly pulling out a cigarette before glancing at Tyler again] What d'you think's gonna happen after this?

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

You sound cheery.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

And you can shut it. I don't take kindly to having blokes trying to feel me up.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Why would they do that? [cause Gene doesn't exactly look feel-up-friendly]

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Because they think I'm a skinny little bird.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

I really hope you mean the other Tyler I met, 'cause I don't know you.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

I do. [looks her up and down] You some relation he hasn't told me about?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Don't think so. Always possible, though.

[bacchusprincess.livejournal.com]

['helpfully'] Maybe it's just you who can't use it~?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

No. Every bloody gook and chink in this city's having issues.

[bacchusprincess.livejournal.com]

Oh... I see. You broke someone else's reality~~~

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Good. Maybe now I can get back to the real world and not this poofter nonsense.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Well? Did he accept the marriage proposal?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Blow it out your arse.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Is that a 'no'? You poor thing. Ahh, well. You haven't even legalized same-sex marriage in Britain, the year he's from. No point in asking, I suppose.

[miseardae.livejournal.com]

You need to be patient, is all. Watch people for a bit, see what they're doing.

Unobtrusively, if at all possible.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

I don't do 'unobtrusive.' And I sure as hell don't do patient.

[miseardae.livejournal.com]

No, I had a feeling Sam handled those aspects.

Well. Sometimes hitting them works.