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This place is complete bullshit. Every time I try using this crap 'technology' it up and breaks like the useless junk it is. And if one more bloke tries copping a feel of my arse, I'm locking the whole bloody city up. You hear me, brat? You're whole bloody city, nicked. Don't think I won't.

And Tyler. You and I need to talk.

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Oh, shut it, you nancy poofter.

Anything for a friend.

...just shut up and grab your coat. We're going to the pub.

[grabs his coat and pulls it on] Yes, Gene. [on the bright side, you made him smile?]

-wait. We can't. You're an eleven year old Japanese school girl.

... [if Gene Hunt facepalmed, he'd be doing it now] Bloody gooks...fine, fine. I need a drink, though, and I don't have my whisky on me. Know anyplace I can get some without breaking the law?

Bar on the Astral Plane. Restocks itself. [totally didn't use that to his advantage one particularly bad night after he died]

The hell did I not know about this? Lead away, Tyler. I need to get pissed.

School uniform can't be that bad. [heads off in the general direction of Ye Olde Astral Bar]

Wouldn't know: don't wear one. Getting mighty sick of being treated like I do, though. I'm not a bloody skirt. [frowns] Aren't you a gook right now, too?

[long-suffering sigh: alas for Gene being a racist git] I'm in Japan as Minato.

How the hell do you do it without wanting to shoot something?

A lot of people like Minato. It makes everything pretty easy.

Oh, and I'm just more tolerant than you are over all.

A lot of people seem to like your little twit, too. That's the problem: they won't leave me alone.

...and what's that supposed to mean?

I get along with people better than you do. You're violent and abrasive and abusive. People don't usually react kindly to that.

's not my fault they're all a bunch of nancy poofter arseholes who can't handle the world for what it is. We can't all be little gay boys like you, Tyler.

And it's not their fault that you feel the need to insult everyone around you. Not everyone's used to ignoring you.

No one ignores the Gene Genie, thank you very much.

[Sam feels his response is best made by simply Not Replying to that]

[Gene feels the need to reiterate his point by smacking Sam upside the head. in a friendly sort of way, of course.]

[and Sam would shove Gene in response, but he's Ignoring Him]

[and this is Gene getting pouty] Would you stop that?

[beams] Yes, Guv. It's rude to ignore your friend, after all. [yes, he's still having fun with that] Bar's this way! [nods to the bar to their left]

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Love conquers all annoying, aggravating, intolerable personality quirks. I should know. [and Sam vanished behind the counter, only to reappear with a bottle of whisky]

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