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This place is complete bullshit. Every time I try using this crap 'technology' it up and breaks like the useless junk it is. And if one more bloke tries copping a feel of my arse, I'm locking the whole bloody city up. You hear me, brat? You're whole bloody city, nicked. Don't think I won't.

And Tyler. You and I need to talk.

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Not sleeping is bad. Imagining characters singing old trashy pop is good. Very good. Can totally see the Master doing that. But I think you just broke my brain with the idea of Gene singing that. He's just sort of...staring at you, horrified. Like in this icon.

There was also an awesome rendition of "The Glamorous Life," with the Master and the Doctor (all of them) narrating the epic love story of Gene Hunt, who "don't need a man's touch." Until he realised that he totally did.

And there was a hilarious Sam/Gene break-up song. Which made me giggle. ...Gene got to sing a lot, yes. It made me laugh without fail.

I...there are no words. None. At all. I've laughed them all to death, seriously. Just...I am dead. Thank you, fa-chan, for killing me. That mental image will remain with me through the rest of the day, I assure you.

You seriously need to send me at least the lyrics to all these songs, or their names or something, because I? Wanna see what my Gene!muse has to say about them.

I'd give you the song themselves, but, you know, I can't. So. But! Let's see; they're all off the Eden's Crush CD. ...what? I was young when they came out. I watched reality television. I try not to think about it too much. ....totally trying with my Spice Girl's CD next. Anyway, the one was "The Glamorous Life." "Anywhere But Here" ... I gave to the Master. Because he had fun with it. "Love This Way" is the one with the Juliet line. The Master, the Doctor, Sam and Gene all got lines from it. "No Drama" ought to be an anthem for fandom, except we all secretly love the drama.

"I Wanna Be Free" was Sam singing to Gene - except there's a bit where the male singer also gets to sing. That's the "I don't know what I'm gonna do / After all that I did for you" bit, with Sam's - erm, the female singer's - lines in the brackets for that section. Then it switches back to females. ... and all "Oooeeeooo" lines or whatever were delegated to Ten. It's not my fault; Simm!Master said Ten should have them.

"It Wasn't Me" ended up becoming a very sexy Latino-style dance with Romana and the Master, arguing over the Doctor - before decided, "Screw the Doctor, we have each other." That was fun. And "You Know I Can" .... was Annie, actually. See, Sam was just getting over the tragic break-up with Gene, so Annie decided to make him feel better. By, erm, proving to him that "I'm not as naive as you think I am." ...Sam liked that one more than the others. *coughs*

...but it really was the most fun when Gene sang. ♥

Your computer is made of fail and lose ; ; Also: I don't even know who Eden's Crush is, though I do recognise the Spice Girls. I don't know if that makes me a hermit or if I was just too old. At any rate, using their songs and having Gene and Sam and everyone sing is perhaps the greatest crack I've read in a long time.

The "I Wanna Be Free" one? That's bloody amazing. And so oddy appropriate that it's scary. I agree with the Master that Ten should get the crooning "ooeeeoo" lines, because he's such a girl. I can also see him popping his head in only for those moments and disappearing again because it's cute.

...I want to see this. I'm not even joking, I wanna see Romana and the Master doing sexy Latino dancing. I want to see it like burning. And I can't very well blame Sam for liking Annie's song, because that? Just...I love you. So much. Seriously.

...can we have a musical plot? Because this crack is amazing and I wanna see it happen. Just...everyone sucked into a musical, forced to sing at random intervals whether they want to or not. Little experiment with coercion, it could be. I can see Gene interspersing his lyrics with death threats and great bouts of binging. He could also get a solo about his car.

Eden's Crush isn't worth knowing; they're the band formed from "Popstars," one of those reality television "Who Will Be The Next Great American Girl Band?" things. But oh yes, the crack, it was fun. Ten and Sam always teamed up as The Abused Ones.

It is scary when the crack isn't as cracky as it should be. I mean, dude, sometimes. It scares me. But yes! Ten does the crooning ammusingly! It's fun.

It wouuuld be hot, eh? That's near the end of the CD, when I was getting more tired. That's when the songs started to make more sense. Which is scary. And Annie was so hot! Sam went, ".... Okay. Yes please?" Because honestly, he needs someone who can treat him better than Gene does. *nods nods*

Hahah, well~ Musical plots will end up popping up eventually, won't they? So I wouldn't be surprised. ...Also, I like how you try to make it validated by the experiment. But a musical plot is one of the great standbys. Gene would be very cute singing~ ♥ Even with the death threat.

.... Hm. Shouldn't listen to other CDs. Slut!Sam asking Gene if Sam's his first is just too strange a mental image.

Still makes me feel frightfully old and out of the loop that I've never even heard of them, let alone the show they came from. Cause, uh...yeah. No clue. Also: the Abused Ones is something I fully support. They should tour.

Not!crack is frightening but awesome, yes yes. *nods sagely*

...pop music started making sense? Oh goodness, you must have been exhausted. And Sam's been saying "Yes, please" to Annie since he met her. She's just had the sense not to ask the question in the first place. And Sam's just in denial about how Gene treats him. He likes it, he just doesn't want to admit it.

Yay musicals~ And I figured if I was gonna request crack, I should at least try and make a pretense of it fitting into the overall theme of the RP, elsewise Gene!muse would have a more concrete reason to kill me. Not that he doesn't have a bunch as is, but you know how it is. He says he wouldn't be cute, though. I say he would and he can shut it.

...*sporfled to death*

Well, you are an old hag~ ♥ But the Abused Ones can't tour. Their boyfriends tell 'em to get back in the kitchen.

Gene, go talk Annie into getting Sam laid. Your DI needs some action, and if you won't give it, he has to get it somewhere else..

"Have you ever loved somebody it makes you cry?," Gene?

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