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This place is complete bullshit. Every time I try using this crap 'technology' it up and breaks like the useless junk it is. And if one more bloke tries copping a feel of my arse, I'm locking the whole bloody city up. You hear me, brat? You're whole bloody city, nicked. Don't think I won't.

And Tyler. You and I need to talk.

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Not enough to make me believe a word that comes out your mouth.

All right. [shrugs, pulls out his screwdriver, and then opens up a funky cool holographic projector screen that makes Star Wars look like 1973 and starts working on it]

[won't ask won't ask won't ask -- aw, hell, who's he kidding?] The hell is that?

Laser screwdriver. [back to work!]

...the hell are you doing with it?

~~[playing with it]~~ Nothing within your capacity to think.

[~~kinky~~] Don't start with me. I'm not a div.

You're a self-deluded idiot. [lala, playing on my ~~gameboy~~ screwdriver]

I am not! [he's gonna end up snatching it if you don't tell him what you're doing]

[dude, it's isomorphic. This thing will now BURN the fingers of anyone who isn't the Master who tries to touch it (... he was mad at the Doctor for taking it from him)] Yes, you are. You've the intelligence of a Neanderthal. One of the dumber ones.

[that? won't stop the Guv. 's not his fault! he doesn't know it's isomorphic] And you need to keep your mouth shut.

But I can do so much with it open.

... [just...no words. cause that? that was nasty]

[not paying enough attention to Gene to register the reaction; holographic screens are v. engaging]

[and so Gene does something stupid and tries grabbing the screwdriver to get the Master's attention. and ow, that hurts] Fucking hell!

Idiot. [takes his screwdriver back and resumes work, as if not disturbed]

[this is his angry face, Master. and if he can't steal your little toy, he can revert to a barroom brawl mentality and try and punch you in the head]

[magical plot device screwdriver: produce Invisible Forcefield. Incidentally, "Ballroom Blitz" that's playing]

[that's a rather painful forcefield. Gene does not appreciate the bruised knuckle and possible broken fingers] Cheap cowardly bastard!

[shrugs; pong is srs bzns] I could say the same to you.

I'm not a coward.

Of course you are.

The bloody hell would you know?

[spares him a glance] It's a bit obvious. [and back to pong]

I'm not the one who had to force another bloke into doing his dirty work. You can't even own up to your own shit. That's being a coward, not me.