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[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

[aaand here's Vash, wearing something weird and blue right now, looking incredibly excited. There's a few big, yellow feathers stuck to him that he seems to be ignoring.]

I should've stopped to pop in here earlier, but I've been so busy! A few days ago, I woke up in someone else's bed! And there was a woman in the room with me! She kept calling me 'Cloud', and said her name was Tifa, and why was I pretending that I didn't know her? I tried to explain that I wasn't who she said I was, but she didn't listen to me.

Then she fed me breakfast! And get this, she owns a bar! Oh, she takes care of orphaned children, too! This cute little girl that also lives there painted a flower on my face! Ahh, I think I've found my perfect woman~

After that, I had to go deliver packages all over the city. There was this motorcycle I think I was supposed to use, but I sort, uhm, crashed it into a wall. But that's okay, because Tifa helped me find this yellow bird-thing they call a Chocobo to ride around on! It's funny, they look different from Tomases but remind me of them a lot. Except they don't smell nearly as bad.

... So I guess this is something else I can blame on the Astral Plane, huh?

Comments

[shunofandromeda.livejournal.com]

You were riding a bird?

People have been switching worlds lately, that's probably what happened to you.

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

That's right! The sharp beak had me a little worried, but the one I had was pretty calm. It keeps making weird 'wark' noises every time I fall off.

That explains why Tifa thinks I'm someone else...

[shunofandromeda.livejournal.com]

It must have been a pretty big bird. Was it hard to ride?

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

Sometimes! It likes to throw me off a lot.

[shunofandromeda.livejournal.com]

Maybe it doesn't like you.

[contract_star]

[Sighing,] Join the club. It seems like a lot of people have ended up in other people's worlds.

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

Oh. Have there been problems? I don't know about anyone else, but the world I ended up in isn't too bad.

[contract_star]

Well...the world I'm in was okay at first, but then some...weird stuff started happening.

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

What kind of weird stuff?

[contract_star]

There was an earthquake! And then Milo's armor tried to bite me. And I was attacked by birds. And now there's all these roses kind of creeping down from higher up the stairs, and I think they're the ones that Mu warned me about.

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

I'm starting to get jealous.

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

I guess I finally got lucky.

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

What does riding a bird feel like?

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

It's not too different than a Tomas, but I guess you wouldn't have those. The feathers are very soft, and it's a surprisingly steady ride.

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

[have a grry Wolfwood eyeing you Vash!]

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

Hi Wolfw-

[.... blinks and stares at him]

... What are you wearing?

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

Robes or some shit. [reaches over and plucks a feather off of him]

What th' hell are you babbling about?

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

But why are you wearing robes?...

[grins at him] You haven't been paying attention, have you? I've found the woman I'm going to marry!

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

It's part of the dress code or somethin'...

[eyes him] You...

...

...WHAT TH' HELL ARE YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT!?

[illusoryblue.livejournal.com]

[CLOUD WILL MURDER YOU, IT'S TRUE. also everything about this made me lol]

....I'm Cloud.

My bike...What did you do to Fenrir? Oh god, what did you do to Fenrir!?
And you're not marrying Tifa.

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

[DANGER, DANGER, VASH THE STAMPEDE]

Oh, that's right! I think I've spoken to you before!

Uhm... it sort of... hit a wall. But I'm sure it'll be fine!

And why can't I? She really is your girlfriend, isn't she?

[fairyboy.livejournal.com]

...The astral plane does all that?

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

Oh, are you new? It's not so much that the Plane does it as the people who keep this place running. It's all part of whatever experiment they're doing.

[fairyboy.livejournal.com]

I am new, yeah.

[suddenly interested] Oh, do you know about the experiments? People have been getting hurt, and... [frowns]

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

I can't say that I know much about it overall. We usually don't know what they're going to do until it happens.