http://donutsnotwar.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] donutsnotwar.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-03-22 04:24 pm

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[aaand here's Vash, wearing something weird and blue right now, looking incredibly excited. There's a few big, yellow feathers stuck to him that he seems to be ignoring.]

I should've stopped to pop in here earlier, but I've been so busy! A few days ago, I woke up in someone else's bed! And there was a woman in the room with me! She kept calling me 'Cloud', and said her name was Tifa, and why was I pretending that I didn't know her? I tried to explain that I wasn't who she said I was, but she didn't listen to me.

Then she fed me breakfast! And get this, she owns a bar! Oh, she takes care of orphaned children, too! This cute little girl that also lives there painted a flower on my face! Ahh, I think I've found my perfect woman~

After that, I had to go deliver packages all over the city. There was this motorcycle I think I was supposed to use, but I sort, uhm, crashed it into a wall. But that's okay, because Tifa helped me find this yellow bird-thing they call a Chocobo to ride around on! It's funny, they look different from Tomases but remind me of them a lot. Except they don't smell nearly as bad.

... So I guess this is something else I can blame on the Astral Plane, huh?
contract_star: (uh-oh)

[personal profile] contract_star 2008-03-23 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Grumbling,] It's like I've suddenly got the worst luck in the world.
contract_star: (all innocence)

[personal profile] contract_star 2008-03-23 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Smiles back.] Not that I don't have generally bad luck, but...it feels different this time. Like everything's intentional.
contract_star: (not what it seems)

[personal profile] contract_star 2008-03-23 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Well, there's gods in the world I'm in, so it might be their doing. But I somehow think it has to do with the Twins.
contract_star: (puppies?)

[personal profile] contract_star 2008-03-23 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, well it's not my religion. It's the religion of the world I'm...borrowing.

Maybe they're testing what happens to people when they're in other people's worlds?
contract_star: (not what it seems)

[personal profile] contract_star 2008-03-23 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe they just want to mess with us.
contract_star: (all innocence)

[personal profile] contract_star 2008-03-23 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Sighs.] Never is, but I can handle it.