realityshifted

[aaand here's Vash, wearing something weird and blue right now, looking incredibly excited. There's a few big, yellow feathers stuck to him that he seems to be ignoring.]

I should've stopped to pop in here earlier, but I've been so busy! A few days ago, I woke up in someone else's bed! And there was a woman in the room with me! She kept calling me 'Cloud', and said her name was Tifa, and why was I pretending that I didn't know her? I tried to explain that I wasn't who she said I was, but she didn't listen to me.

Then she fed me breakfast! And get this, she owns a bar! Oh, she takes care of orphaned children, too! This cute little girl that also lives there painted a flower on my face! Ahh, I think I've found my perfect woman~

After that, I had to go deliver packages all over the city. There was this motorcycle I think I was supposed to use, but I sort, uhm, crashed it into a wall. But that's okay, because Tifa helped me find this yellow bird-thing they call a Chocobo to ride around on! It's funny, they look different from Tomases but remind me of them a lot. Except they don't smell nearly as bad.

... So I guess this is something else I can blame on the Astral Plane, huh?

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Hi Wolfw-

[.... blinks and stares at him]

... What are you wearing?

Robes or some shit. [reaches over and plucks a feather off of him]

What th' hell are you babbling about?

But why are you wearing robes?...

[grins at him] You haven't been paying attention, have you? I've found the woman I'm going to marry!

It's part of the dress code or somethin'...

[eyes him] You...

...

...WHAT TH' HELL ARE YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT!?

Just what I said! Her name's Tifa, and she owns a bar! She's gorgeous, too!

...And who does she think you are, broomhead?

... Some guy named Cloud.

And did you even ask this guy t' see iffin he's okay with you waltzin' over his girl?

Hey! She's given me no indication that she's taken!

And yet she's cooking you meals and sharing a room with you?

It's more motherly than anything. She's even been telling me when to sleep, and making sure that I do.

...Riiight. And how are you gonna break it to her you ain't this Cloud guy? Sprout feathers?

I've been working on that!

... [insert a trying hard to not kill Vash look]

Why would you want to do that?

Nothing else has worked so far! She keeps acting like I'm either playing a game or have had too much to drink.

And I bet you've been drinking a lot too.

Dumb ass. Why are you doin' this t' that guy?!

I haven't! ... Well, just a little! The drinks are free!

I'm not doing anything to him! I can't do anything right now anyway, while she still thinks I'm some other guy.

Ever think about how you'll get back there? Huh? Ever think t5hat maybe she's got a different guy?

And what the fuck?! You've got free drinks?!

Well, yeah, she thinks I'm her friend. But anyway! I've been trying to figure out how to ask! And how to get her to the Astral Plane, too!

No one's been able t' get anyone here outside us!

I can't be angry?

That's an even better reason to figure out a way!

I don't get why you're angry! Are you upset that I found a bartending lady first?

Why? So we'll have all these people trambling about?

Yeah, who's gotta be someone else's girl!

I don't even know that she's someone else's girl! Why...? [trails off, staring at him with disbelief, starting to run out of words]

[just staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares back, all twitchy and grry becuase this is Vash and... oh the hell with it! Pounce and kiss!]

[and cue one very shocked Vash] Mmph...?!?

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