http://donutsnotwar.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] donutsnotwar.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-03-22 04:24 pm

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[aaand here's Vash, wearing something weird and blue right now, looking incredibly excited. There's a few big, yellow feathers stuck to him that he seems to be ignoring.]

I should've stopped to pop in here earlier, but I've been so busy! A few days ago, I woke up in someone else's bed! And there was a woman in the room with me! She kept calling me 'Cloud', and said her name was Tifa, and why was I pretending that I didn't know her? I tried to explain that I wasn't who she said I was, but she didn't listen to me.

Then she fed me breakfast! And get this, she owns a bar! Oh, she takes care of orphaned children, too! This cute little girl that also lives there painted a flower on my face! Ahh, I think I've found my perfect woman~

After that, I had to go deliver packages all over the city. There was this motorcycle I think I was supposed to use, but I sort, uhm, crashed it into a wall. But that's okay, because Tifa helped me find this yellow bird-thing they call a Chocobo to ride around on! It's funny, they look different from Tomases but remind me of them a lot. Except they don't smell nearly as bad.

... So I guess this is something else I can blame on the Astral Plane, huh?

[identity profile] shunofandromeda.livejournal.com 2008-03-22 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
You were riding a bird?

People have been switching worlds lately, that's probably what happened to you.
contract_star: (uh-oh)

[personal profile] contract_star 2008-03-22 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sighing,] Join the club. It seems like a lot of people have ended up in other people's worlds.
contract_star: (not what it seems)

[personal profile] contract_star 2008-03-22 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Well...the world I'm in was okay at first, but then some...weird stuff started happening.

[identity profile] bacchusprince.livejournal.com 2008-03-22 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm starting to get jealous.
contract_star: (uh-oh)

[personal profile] contract_star 2008-03-22 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
There was an earthquake! And then Milo's armor tried to bite me. And I was attacked by birds. And now there's all these roses kind of creeping down from higher up the stairs, and I think they're the ones that Mu warned me about.

[identity profile] bacchusprince.livejournal.com 2008-03-22 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
What does riding a bird feel like?

[identity profile] shunofandromeda.livejournal.com 2008-03-22 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
It must have been a pretty big bird. Was it hard to ride?
contract_star: (uh-oh)

[personal profile] contract_star 2008-03-23 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Grumbling,] It's like I've suddenly got the worst luck in the world.

[identity profile] shunofandromeda.livejournal.com 2008-03-23 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe it doesn't like you.

[identity profile] chapelsend.livejournal.com 2008-03-23 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[have a grry Wolfwood eyeing you Vash!]
contract_star: (all innocence)

[personal profile] contract_star 2008-03-23 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Smiles back.] Not that I don't have generally bad luck, but...it feels different this time. Like everything's intentional.

[identity profile] chapelsend.livejournal.com 2008-03-23 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Robes or some shit. [reaches over and plucks a feather off of him]

What th' hell are you babbling about?

[identity profile] chapelsend.livejournal.com 2008-03-23 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
It's part of the dress code or somethin'...

[eyes him] You...

...

...WHAT TH' HELL ARE YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT!?

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