006--Rose Tyler: Criminal Mastermind

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Stuck to a tree that's on the random beach:]

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[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Disneyland?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Would you mind, er, letting me go?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Would you mind giving Tyler back?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

I already said I would. After Disneyland. And Six Flags.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

And just why, exactly, do you need to be taking him to some sissy poofter place like -- the hell is 'Six Flags?'

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

A theme park.

He needs a vacation, that's why. But he'd never admit to it. So I'm sorta forcing it on him.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

He does not need a holiday, he just had one, the sodding prat.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Too bad he's in the middle of one again, then. Riding the teacups as we speak.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

I'll be the one to decide that, missy. [makes a face] You've made him more of a faerie than he was before.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

No I haven't. [Haha, oh, Gene, you don't intimidate her]

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[that earns a pout] The bloody teacups? The hell are you letting him ride those for?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Why not? I'd ride them with him, if I hadn't just an ice cream cone.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Because they're sissy. At least take a coaster ride.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

You say that like we haven't.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Then what are you still doing there if you have?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

There are other things to see in Disneyland.

And really. [Pokes] Let go of me.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Like what? Pretty princesses? He better not come back in a skirt.

And fine, fine. [does so]

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

He won't come back in a skirt. I promise.

Thanks. [Attempts to straighten her clothes]

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[snorts and nods, then] Seriously, why did you take him to bloody Disneyland? And how? It's across the damn ocean.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

We went to Euro Disney, actually. Much closer. Then we'll go to Six Flags Holland.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Still don't see how the hell you did it. [crosses his arms] And why wasn't I invited?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

I'm just talented like that. [Beams] Sorry, did you want to come?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Just keep telling yourself that, luv. [gives her a look] Do I look like I wanted to go?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

I will, 'cause it's true. [Laughs] Yes.