006--Rose Tyler: Criminal Mastermind

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Stuck to a tree that's on the random beach:]

Comments

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[Stares down at the note for a long, long time.]

You're joking. You have got to be.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Why's that?

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

You kidnapped Sam-san for a pie?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

I kidnapped Sam for other reasons. The pie is just a bonus.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[oh no you did not] The bloody hell is this?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

A note.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Care to explain why the hell it says Tyler's been kidnapped?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

...because he's been kidnapped?

[contract_star]

[Inspects the note with mild amusement, eyebrows raised.]

Hm. What kind of pie?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

I dunno. Just...pie.

[contract_star]

Well, what kind of pie do you like?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Well, the pie isn't for me. It's for Sam.

[sgathan-briste.livejournal.com]

Kidnapped?! [makes fists, going into fight!mode] Where do I have to go?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

What? Nowhere!

[sgathan-briste.livejournal.com]

[he has a rather confused look] What? But it says ransom. That means someone's in danger!

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Nah, he's fine.

[madamemoiselle]

Sam got kidnapped? Why?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

He needed a holiday.

[madamemoiselle]

He did? Why?

[noking.livejournal.com]

Lady, you've got low standards.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Shrugs] Maybe, if it was a real ransom, I wouldn't.

[noking.livejournal.com]

Even a fake ransom. You could have asked for eternal servitude or something.

[miseardae.livejournal.com]

[have the Doctor hiding his laughter with a hand]

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Have a beaming Rose, obviously proud of herself]

[miseardae.livejournal.com]

[when it falls he looks very stern]

Kidnapping people is very wrong, Rose Tyler.