realityshifted | 006--Rose Tyler: Criminal Mastermind

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[Stuck to a tree that's on the random beach:]

[snorts and nods, then] Seriously, why did you take him to bloody Disneyland? And how? It's across the damn ocean.

We went to Euro Disney, actually. Much closer. Then we'll go to Six Flags Holland.

Still don't see how the hell you did it. [crosses his arms] And why wasn't I invited?

I'm just talented like that. [Beams] Sorry, did you want to come?

Just keep telling yourself that, luv. [gives her a look] Do I look like I wanted to go?

I will, 'cause it's true. [Laughs] Yes.

In your dreams. [glares] Do not.

Not only mine. [Sticks tongue out] You're jealous.

Yeah? Then whose? [grrr] Now you're just making shit up.

Dunno, really. I was just saying that. [Awww] Oh, fine. You're not jealous.

Leave it to a bird to not know what she's saying. [smug] Told ya.

--a what? [Eyeroll] You did, yeah. Good job.

A bird. Skirt, plod, pair of legs, member of the fairer sex?

Never been called a bird before.

Yeah? Well now you have, luv.

My goal in life's been achieved. Finally. I'll throw a party.

[knows when he's being patronised] Can it, girlie.

[Salutes] Yes, sir.