realityshifted | 006--Rose Tyler: Criminal Mastermind

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[Stuck to a tree that's on the random beach:]

Still don't see how the hell you did it. [crosses his arms] And why wasn't I invited?

I'm just talented like that. [Beams] Sorry, did you want to come?

Just keep telling yourself that, luv. [gives her a look] Do I look like I wanted to go?

I will, 'cause it's true. [Laughs] Yes.

In your dreams. [glares] Do not.

Not only mine. [Sticks tongue out] You're jealous.

Yeah? Then whose? [grrr] Now you're just making shit up.

Dunno, really. I was just saying that. [Awww] Oh, fine. You're not jealous.

Leave it to a bird to not know what she's saying. [smug] Told ya.

--a what? [Eyeroll] You did, yeah. Good job.

A bird. Skirt, plod, pair of legs, member of the fairer sex?

Never been called a bird before.

Yeah? Well now you have, luv.

My goal in life's been achieved. Finally. I'll throw a party.

[knows when he's being patronised] Can it, girlie.

[Salutes] Yes, sir.