realityshifted | 006--Rose Tyler: Criminal Mastermind

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[Stuck to a tree that's on the random beach:]

Not only mine. [Sticks tongue out] You're jealous.

Yeah? Then whose? [grrr] Now you're just making shit up.

Dunno, really. I was just saying that. [Awww] Oh, fine. You're not jealous.

Leave it to a bird to not know what she's saying. [smug] Told ya.

--a what? [Eyeroll] You did, yeah. Good job.

A bird. Skirt, plod, pair of legs, member of the fairer sex?

Never been called a bird before.

Yeah? Well now you have, luv.

My goal in life's been achieved. Finally. I'll throw a party.

[knows when he's being patronised] Can it, girlie.

[Salutes] Yes, sir.