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[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[let it not be said the TARDIS is without a sense of humour. as a matter of fact, she has an almost vicious one, and since it's April Fools Day on the Doctor's favourite planet, she's decided to use this quaint custom to rile things up. what can she say, it's been a rather stressful few days. she could use the fun.

and so! enter the Rani -- or, at least, a TARDIS!projection of the Rani, in all her arrogant and disdainful glory]

So this is where you've holed yourselves up, then, Doctor? Master? [sniffs] How very droll.

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[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[have a gaping Ten, Rani-TARDIS] ...Rani?

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[glances at him imperiously, obviously better than he is] Yes?

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

You're- ...Why do you figure this is our fault?! [starting to grin a bit, though, because well, it's the Rani]

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[shrugs nonchalantly] When isn't it your fault?

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Oi! It's usually his fault anyway. But you! You're alive!

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

Blaming him only makes you look the bigger fool. And of course I am. [quirks a brow] I always knew you were a fool, Doctor, but you still somehow find ways to surprise me with your utter lack of intelligence.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

You haven't been through the time war yet, then... [makes a face, then leans in closer] Or are you... [and out come the glasses] ...Ah! Now that's clever! [grins widely] You're getting quite good at solidifying the particles.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[pouts prettily, letting the Rani's shape melt away, replaced by the Grey Lady] How did you know?

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[laughs] The feel was just a bit off. You're good at masking it but it was enough to make me look closer. Any specific reason you felt like being the Rani?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

You know the Doctor and the Master?

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately. A pair of bumbling buffoons, both of them.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Always nice to meet someone else who thinks so.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

Oh? And who might you be?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

--oh! I'm Rose. [Offers hand] You?

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[ignores your hand] The Rani.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Oh, well] You a Time Lord...or, er...would it be lord? Anyway, are you a Time Lord, too?

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

I am. Are you one of the Doctor's ridiculous companions?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[if one was watching the Master, one would see absolute surprise. But that passes into consideration, then recognition - and finally, a wry smile]

My darling Rani, how I missed you.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[and there's that imperious look and eyebrow quirk and she just sort of makes a sound in her throat] I'm sure. You'll understand if I don't return the sentiment, won't you? Unlike you lot, I've been busy with my experiments and your lack of presence always makes it easier for me to proceed.



[ooc: orz lack of an edit button. forgive the multiple edits]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Oh, I do understand. [takes another step in, (say 'bye bye' to personal space) still smiling]

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

Do you now? [hands on hips!] I thought all you understood was your obsession with that Doctor of yours.


[ooc: Yay forgiveness! And of course I'll forgive him~ I always do~]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Oh, calling him 'my' Doctor now? How very unlike you. [grabs and snogs her, releasing her with a grin (and backing out of Kicking Range)] You have my commendations for carrying the act that far.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[is way way way way way too flustered and surprised and Utterly Squicked Out to keep up the Rani guise and just glaaaaaaaaares and sputters and wishes you hadn't moved away, Master, lest she kick you. hard] You disgusting, ill-bred, vile creature! What do you think you're doing?!

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Don't impersonate my old school friends, hm? You're a far cry from a Time Lord.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

You've never known a friend in your life, Master. Don't lie.