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[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

[The Doctor appears on the Plane, a mixture of utterly confused, and mildly annoyed] Oi! Bit more of an explanation would be nice! What sort of machine... [and he trails off when he notices the stars and galaxies, his expression turning to one of manic delight]

Fantastic! [walks around a bit, relieved to find that he is not falling through space, before noticing something] ...Hang on, this is all a bit wrong. Like some idiot cut up the universe and pasted it back together, but they’ve got no idea where anything goes. [digs through his pockets and eventually pulls out a red sharpie and a pad of paper, drawing out some proper star charts, and sticking them onto the “floor” of the Plane with duct tape. Because it holds the universe together.]

See? Not terribly complicated, is it? I’m sure you lot could fix it up this “machine” of yours with a bit of jiggery-pokery in no time. [crosses his arms] I’d fix it myself, but I’ve sort of got things to do, places to see, etc. So if someone wouldn’t mind showing me the way out, I’d appreciate it, thanks. [ waits for some kind of response] ...Ah. Maybe a bit of bribery? I’ve got...erm...[digs around in his pockets again, and pulls out a banana] ...a banana? Good source of potassium, bananas. [another pause] That’s never going to work, is it?

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[buckingbronco.livejournal.com]

This is the Astral Plane. You can go home by thinking about it, and no time will have past while you're here.

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

[...is slightly suspicious of how simple that sounds, but will go with it for now] Right. I'm the Doctor, by the way, nice to meet you.

[buckingbronco.livejournal.com]

[Dino..hasn't meet any other Doctors yet and isn't that startled by sometimes odd sounding titles or names anyway. Hitmen in his world love them.] I'm Dino Cavallone. So..it's just 'The Doctor'?

[oikoumene.livejournal.com]

{Laughs}

Well, I'll do even better and tell you the way out for free! You can call the banana a bonus if you want.

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

[chuckles, tossing the banana at him] Alright then, how does it work?

[oikoumene.livejournal.com]

{He catches it, and doesn't crush it! Awesome!}

It's as simple as thinking about it, luckily! Just think of your home, take and step, and chances are, you'll be there again. It takes getting used to, but it's better than alternatives!

[sunkenlight.livejournal.com]

[Don't mind Roxas, Nine. He's just over here, laughing a bit.]

You carry a banana around with you?

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

[stop that D:] Oi, I like bananas. Bananas are good.

[sunkenlight.livejournal.com]

[But he is a teenager! >:]

Yeah, but... don't they go bad really fast?

[galeforcehero.livejournal.com]

[having approached from the rear, Dorothy leans around him to the side to peer at his banana. .....the fruit. In his hand. WHAT DID YOU THINK I MEANT?]

Won't get very far with that thing. Nobody's really sure how this place works but I'm pretty sure it don't run on bananas. Why would you want to leave? This place is awful nice once you get to know it a little.

[BEAMING. Big ears and a great big smile. Where have we seen THAT before?]

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

[YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK YOU MEANT, YOU PERV XD He frowns though, glancing at her.]

Might be nice, but I've got other nice places to see. Not one for sticking around anywhere in particular. Gets a bit domestic.

[He denies everything about the ears. :| But the beaming is sort of contagious, so he matches it!] Who're you, then?

[galeforcehero.livejournal.com]

Well, just because you've got a lot on your plate doesn't mean you oughta taste anything less! And there's a lot here to taste, metaphorically speaking.

[a pause]

...Or literally, too, I s'pose, although I wouldn't recommend licking the Plane. I mean... I don't know where it's been.

[shrugging off this ponderous train of thought, she turns on a dime back to her smiling, friendly self and offers a hand to shake]

Dorothy, Dorothy Gale, wonderful to meet you!

[smolderingdark.livejournal.com]

So you've been kidnapped to some weird other world to be experimented on as they please, with absolutely no power to stop them, and the only thing you packed is a banana?

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

'Course. I'm the Doctor! [because that explains everything, really. It's also a lie, because he has quite a bit more than that in his pockets] ...Hang on. Kidnapped? Experimented on?

[lamb_of_gold]

[Mu was acquainted with the other Nine, and (s)he approaches to talk, but seems the tiniest bit off put by the very obvious fact that this is not the Nine (s)he knows. Still]

I think you may be the very first who's offered to compensate for information.

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

[chuckles, oblivious to Mu being put off at all] Thought it couldn't hurt to give it a try. ...Not that I've got much in the way of compensation. [unless he could find an atm somewhere and steal from it :|b]

[shewalks-away.livejournal.com]

[smiles] See you gotta still go round insulting other species when you're stressed.

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

[is staring at her like he hasn't seen her in a long time, which uh, he hasn't] ...Rose?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Oh, joy.

[to the world at large, apparently]

I refuse to babysit this one! His hair is ugly and his ears are too big.

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

Oi! My hair's fantastic, thanks. [he's not going to comment on the ears, because he's too busy staring at you now, Master] ...Impossible.

[aces-are-rare.livejournal.com]

You know, all the places I've been stuck in I've never thought of bribery with a banana. Maybe that's where I went wrong?

[Hello Doctor! Have an Ace to welcome you, why don't you?]

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

Ace! [beams] Wasn't expecting to see you again, much less here. Though I've heard there are lots of me's about, so I shouldn't be surprised to see old companions popping up.

[mercwamouth]

Hey, it's another another Doctor. How many more until we can make a rugby team?

...Or are you Destro? Hey, think you could hook me up with the Baroness? God I love that Russian/Spanish/Norwegian accent.

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

...Destro? Who's Destro?

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

I'll take it.