http://charmandsmiles.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] charmandsmiles.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2009-07-22 09:50 pm

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[The Doctor appears on the Plane, a mixture of utterly confused, and mildly annoyed] Oi! Bit more of an explanation would be nice! What sort of machine... [and he trails off when he notices the stars and galaxies, his expression turning to one of manic delight]

Fantastic! [walks around a bit, relieved to find that he is not falling through space, before noticing something] ...Hang on, this is all a bit wrong. Like some idiot cut up the universe and pasted it back together, but they’ve got no idea where anything goes. [digs through his pockets and eventually pulls out a red sharpie and a pad of paper, drawing out some proper star charts, and sticking them onto the “floor” of the Plane with duct tape. Because it holds the universe together.]

See? Not terribly complicated, is it? I’m sure you lot could fix it up this “machine” of yours with a bit of jiggery-pokery in no time. [crosses his arms] I’d fix it myself, but I’ve sort of got things to do, places to see, etc. So if someone wouldn’t mind showing me the way out, I’d appreciate it, thanks. [ waits for some kind of response] ...Ah. Maybe a bit of bribery? I’ve got...erm...[digs around in his pockets again, and pulls out a banana] ...a banana? Good source of potassium, bananas. [another pause] That’s never going to work, is it?
lamb_of_gold: (*FEMMY1: BOOOOOOBS*)

[personal profile] lamb_of_gold 2009-07-23 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mu was acquainted with the other Nine, and (s)he approaches to talk, but seems the tiniest bit off put by the very obvious fact that this is not the Nine (s)he knows. Still]

I think you may be the very first who's offered to compensate for information.
lamb_of_gold: (*FEMMY1: BOOOOOOBS*)

[personal profile] lamb_of_gold 2009-07-23 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Chuckle] It's the thought that counts, I think.
lamb_of_gold: (*FEMMY1: BOOOOOOBS*)

[personal profile] lamb_of_gold 2009-07-23 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
And you.

I'd guess somewhere around a hundred, give or take a few. It's been some since I stopped counting.
lamb_of_gold: (*FEMMY4: Stripperella*)

[personal profile] lamb_of_gold 2009-07-24 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
A year and almost eight months. Before you ask, I have not been trapped here exclusively that entire time - home is only a thought away.