Full Metal Time Lord!!! [action figure in stores today]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[On the ground there are three chalk circles with weird designs in them. One might even call these 'transmutation circles,' if one was so inclined. Very likely, one isn't. ]

[Sitting in the centre of the first circle is an old transistor radio.]

He destroys!

[The Master puts his hands over the circle, in glowing yellow light, the radio falls apart. Satisfied, the Master kicks the pieces over to the next circle.]

He creates!

[Hands-putting and yellow light repeat, but this time, the pieces come together and the radio is whole again. Another kick sends the radio into the final circle. This time, when he puts his hands over the circle, the radio lights on fire]

He thinks this really needs some sort of incantation. And pictograms. Pictionary, now that's an idea. Magical pictionary, now with one hundred percent more setting on fire the idiot who can't get that a pair of stars is 'binary'! Buy now for the low low price of years studying molecular structure.

[The Master starts cleaning up the alchemy circles by smudging them away with his toe. He was always a very diligent student]

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[shatteredqueen.livejournal.com]

[watches him, then claps her hands and giggles]

That's quite the trick, dear.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I think I'll quite this Last of the Time Lords business and become an alchemist; what do you say?

[ambitious-woman.livejournal.com]

[have Reinette, standing nearby]

You seem especially pleased with yourself.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I did just do something which, in my world, is impossible.

[handysparehand.livejournal.com]

[grins as he watches all this very impressed and maybe a little wide eyed, and not even trying to hide it]

How does that work?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[The Master pulls a book from his pocket and throws it at Handy]

Alchemy, apparently.

[pactum.livejournal.com]

W-- w--

WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

The power of your own personal saviour, our Lord Jesus Christ. He speaks through me to bring miracles to this world so I may spread his word.

[galeforcehero.livejournal.com]

What on earth are you doing?

[For the record, Dorothy does not appear very impressed. Possibly because for her, this is like a molecular biologist watching a 4th grader trying to examine a drop of pond water under a cheap chemistry-set microscope. Lol.]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Examining the gaps and bridges between two realities.

And setting a radio on fire.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[The Doctor tilts his head, watching.]

Having fun, are we?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

All in the name of science, my dear Doctor. All in the name of science.

[grasswavemaster.livejournal.com]

[Tsukasa sees this fire. And thinks he can do one better. So he mutters under his breath and raises his staff.]

[So. Have a lightning strike, carefully directed to hit the radio but not hit The Master.]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Ding ding ding, disqualified! Use of alternate systems not permitted in this round. Please apply again.

[di-persona.livejournal.com]

{Smiling}

Excellent, for a beginner. Though, studying molecular structure already sets you well ahead of even some of the more skilled alchemists.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Very interesting how important that is. Your book is perfectly safe, by the way. I haven't let any of my horrible companions ruin it.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

[Have a staring Brigitta] ...Is that magic?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Alchemy. So possibly, yes.

[miseardae.livejournal.com]

[he watches earnestly, an almost boyish grin on his face, even as the radio is set alight

perhaps especially then]

Oh, alchemy is so much more entertaining here. [he's impressed, and he lets it show in his voice]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[Five is a pyro! And so is the Master]

It's certainly not the nonsense your Newton got into. It seems to work.

[collareddog.livejournal.com]

Is studying molecular structure hard?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

For lesser species.

[smolderingdark.livejournal.com]

I can do you one better.

[With a snap of his fingers, the radio simply explodes. Complete with its own miniature mushroom cloud as it gives up the ghost.]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[the Master rolls his eyes]

Hasn't anyone ever told you it's not nice to blow up other people's things?

[his hand is now in his pocket, where his laser screwdriver is]

I'd suggest you don't do it again.

[scienceandgod.livejournal.com]

[Arthur seems, if anything, delighted and fascinated by the whole process] How did you do that?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Do you remember some of Newton's more... unscientific pastimes?

[remare.livejournal.com]

{HEY LOOK I HAVE GOOD MEMORY}

...That's amazing!

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

You should see me kill people with my mind.

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

[WILD EYES]

Wow. Uhh.

[ehehehe nervous but admiring laughter. he feels sort of lightheaded from the proximity.]

That was pretty amazing.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

You should see me turn lead to gold and then blow it up.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

You are aware talking to yourself is the first sign of madness, aren't you?

[crosses his arms, watching indifferently]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Oh, are you done sulking, then?