Full Metal Time Lord!!! [action figure in stores today]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[On the ground there are three chalk circles with weird designs in them. One might even call these 'transmutation circles,' if one was so inclined. Very likely, one isn't. ]

[Sitting in the centre of the first circle is an old transistor radio.]

He destroys!

[The Master puts his hands over the circle, in glowing yellow light, the radio falls apart. Satisfied, the Master kicks the pieces over to the next circle.]

He creates!

[Hands-putting and yellow light repeat, but this time, the pieces come together and the radio is whole again. Another kick sends the radio into the final circle. This time, when he puts his hands over the circle, the radio lights on fire]

He thinks this really needs some sort of incantation. And pictograms. Pictionary, now that's an idea. Magical pictionary, now with one hundred percent more setting on fire the idiot who can't get that a pair of stars is 'binary'! Buy now for the low low price of years studying molecular structure.

[The Master starts cleaning up the alchemy circles by smudging them away with his toe. He was always a very diligent student]

Comments

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

I have heard about the set up here, I'll probably come back and then I'll just start all over again.

Besides, I'm quite hard to kill.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I've never been adverse to killing the same person multiple times. Ask Captain Harkness.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't it get boring after a while though? I mean, it'd probably take five years or so before you ran out of all the commonly tested ideas but after then I'll still be coming back and eventually you'll just lose interest.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I could always imprison you and leave you to die slowly.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

...How? I could always go back to my world and reappear in a different part of the Plane, and people would notice and get morally outraged about it.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

You mean they wouldn't get morally outraged about the repeated counts of murder?

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

Some people get more outraged at imprisonment followed by murder than just plain murder, people can be rather odd like that.

...You don't actually care about people getting morally outraged, do you?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Not particularly, no.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

[She just manages to stop herself from smirking but her lips definitely twitch</i] How fortunate for you.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I know! I often thank myself that I don't give a damn about other people. What a tragic life that would be.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

Indeed, you'd never get anything done at all if you're always trying to help people [...She's actually half serious there]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[entirely serious]

And you'd have to live such an unhappy life.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

...I suppose you'd get a lot of job satifaction.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Certainly! And then there are the free mints they give out at the Evil Villain Society meetings.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

Only free mints? You don't give out teh heads of butchered enemies?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Now that would just be tacky.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

Good for putting fear into people though.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

No one fears people who are tacky.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

No one fears people who give out free mints.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

No one fears someone with bad breath, and mints are the preventative measure.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

I'm sure many people fear people with bad breath, dentists for example.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

If they were that afraid, they'd have to quit the job.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

Unless they're masochists.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

As dentists, they have to be sadists. That's half the battle.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

[Snort] I often think that dentists would make good Disciples.