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realityshifted2009-05-25 11:39 pm
savagestime.livejournal.com) wrote in realityshifted2009-05-25 11:39 pm
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Full Metal Time Lord!!! [action figure in stores today]
[On the ground there are three chalk circles with weird designs in them. One might even call these 'transmutation circles,' if one was so inclined. Very likely, one isn't. ]
[Sitting in the centre of the first circle is an old transistor radio.]
He destroys!
[The Master puts his hands over the circle, in glowing yellow light, the radio falls apart. Satisfied, the Master kicks the pieces over to the next circle.]
He creates!
[Hands-putting and yellow light repeat, but this time, the pieces come together and the radio is whole again. Another kick sends the radio into the final circle. This time, when he puts his hands over the circle, the radio lights on fire]
He thinks this really needs some sort of incantation. And pictograms. Pictionary, now that's an idea. Magical pictionary, now with one hundred percent more setting on fire the idiot who can't get that a pair of stars is 'binary'! Buy now for the low low price of years studying molecular structure.
[The Master starts cleaning up the alchemy circles by smudging them away with his toe. He was always a very diligent student]
[Sitting in the centre of the first circle is an old transistor radio.]
He destroys!
[The Master puts his hands over the circle, in glowing yellow light, the radio falls apart. Satisfied, the Master kicks the pieces over to the next circle.]
He creates!
[Hands-putting and yellow light repeat, but this time, the pieces come together and the radio is whole again. Another kick sends the radio into the final circle. This time, when he puts his hands over the circle, the radio lights on fire]
He thinks this really needs some sort of incantation. And pictograms. Pictionary, now that's an idea. Magical pictionary, now with one hundred percent more setting on fire the idiot who can't get that a pair of stars is 'binary'! Buy now for the low low price of years studying molecular structure.
[The Master starts cleaning up the alchemy circles by smudging them away with his toe. He was always a very diligent student]
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The edible ball bearings on your confectioneries didn't do that. But I imagine they taste better. Do those shoes also have the ability to remove odour, or do you just clean them very, very carefully?
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Don't need to clean 'em, they don't get dirty.
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So among the many other magical properties, they kill the bacteria between your little royal toes? How .... special.
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[She is very much enjoying knowing something he doesn't, yes. Lording it over the Time Lord, IF YOU WILL. And you will. Oh yes you will.]
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