Full Metal Time Lord!!! [action figure in stores today]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[On the ground there are three chalk circles with weird designs in them. One might even call these 'transmutation circles,' if one was so inclined. Very likely, one isn't. ]

[Sitting in the centre of the first circle is an old transistor radio.]

He destroys!

[The Master puts his hands over the circle, in glowing yellow light, the radio falls apart. Satisfied, the Master kicks the pieces over to the next circle.]

He creates!

[Hands-putting and yellow light repeat, but this time, the pieces come together and the radio is whole again. Another kick sends the radio into the final circle. This time, when he puts his hands over the circle, the radio lights on fire]

He thinks this really needs some sort of incantation. And pictograms. Pictionary, now that's an idea. Magical pictionary, now with one hundred percent more setting on fire the idiot who can't get that a pair of stars is 'binary'! Buy now for the low low price of years studying molecular structure.

[The Master starts cleaning up the alchemy circles by smudging them away with his toe. He was always a very diligent student]

Comments

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

You've never had Nazi 101, have you? If you have to be as bad as a thing to destroy it, then I really hope you're not destroying it because it's bad. Or that you have a self-destruct button.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

We aren't the ones trying to destroy humanity, we hurt them because they're trying to kill us, And if we survive after the war is finished... [Damn, she doesn't know how to finish that sentence]

...Well, the chances of us surviving are unlikely.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

...really? Odds are against you?

Well that just ups your chances! Good always does better when it's at a disadvantage. Trust me; I've been trying to destroy it for long enough.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

...Perhaps a little, not everybody knows of the threat after all.

[Wide eyes!] Really? That's good then! ...We're certainly at a bit of a disadvantage, there are about fifty people or so who actually know of the Demonata.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Really! Though, that might just be the law in my universe. Maybe in your universe, they're waiting for you all to gather together so they can wipe the very small set of you out.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

...That is also a possibility, you enjoy crushing hope don't you?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I enjoy playing with the hope-despair yo-yo.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

...You're a sadist aren't you?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I have been called as much on more than a few occasions. I suppose it fits.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

They're the ones who like the pain of others aren't they?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Precisely! The suffering of others brings a smile to my face. Despair, pain, depression, listlessness, hopelessness---all the tragic things are so fun to watch enfold. Fun to play with. Fun to push.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

[Glare] ...But that means that you can't kill everybody, because then there'd be nobody to push.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Precisely! So I won't kill everyone.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

...That makes you slightly better than the demons.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I'm getting ranked now?

It's all about happiness, dear girl. I follow my endorphines.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

I rank everybody, it helps to pass the time.

[...Damn, the doesn't know what those are, best to just move along] You aren't in my universe, so as long as you're happy and sticking out of where I come from I can hardly complain.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

The SEP strikes again! We really were geniuses to use that to hide us.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

[...His words make Brigitta's brain hurt] A little egocentric don't you think?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

It's a species thing. It happens when you're the undisputed lords of time for a good eternity or so.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

...Ah, so Rassilon's plans did work out then.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Only in that respect. I assume he failed to notice that he created a stagnant species while he was at it.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

He didn't want his people to grow in times of war from what I gathered, I don't think he meant for them to become stagnant.

...TO think of it he kind of looked like you.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

...oh. That. Yes, I remember now.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

You met him too? That must've been a odd conversation.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[if Brigitta doesn't know, the Master really doesn't want to tell her]

Oh, I've met him a few times. Sometimes, he looked more like Brian Blessed than he looked like me. Time Lord thing, you know.