Full Metal Time Lord!!! [action figure in stores today]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[On the ground there are three chalk circles with weird designs in them. One might even call these 'transmutation circles,' if one was so inclined. Very likely, one isn't. ]

[Sitting in the centre of the first circle is an old transistor radio.]

He destroys!

[The Master puts his hands over the circle, in glowing yellow light, the radio falls apart. Satisfied, the Master kicks the pieces over to the next circle.]

He creates!

[Hands-putting and yellow light repeat, but this time, the pieces come together and the radio is whole again. Another kick sends the radio into the final circle. This time, when he puts his hands over the circle, the radio lights on fire]

He thinks this really needs some sort of incantation. And pictograms. Pictionary, now that's an idea. Magical pictionary, now with one hundred percent more setting on fire the idiot who can't get that a pair of stars is 'binary'! Buy now for the low low price of years studying molecular structure.

[The Master starts cleaning up the alchemy circles by smudging them away with his toe. He was always a very diligent student]

Comments

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I know! I often thank myself that I don't give a damn about other people. What a tragic life that would be.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

Indeed, you'd never get anything done at all if you're always trying to help people [...She's actually half serious there]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[entirely serious]

And you'd have to live such an unhappy life.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

...I suppose you'd get a lot of job satifaction.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Certainly! And then there are the free mints they give out at the Evil Villain Society meetings.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

Only free mints? You don't give out teh heads of butchered enemies?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Now that would just be tacky.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

Good for putting fear into people though.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

No one fears people who are tacky.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

No one fears people who give out free mints.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

No one fears someone with bad breath, and mints are the preventative measure.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

I'm sure many people fear people with bad breath, dentists for example.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

If they were that afraid, they'd have to quit the job.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

Unless they're masochists.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

As dentists, they have to be sadists. That's half the battle.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

[Snort] I often think that dentists would make good Disciples.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

They are an evil breed. [no does not know what Disciples are; he's guessing]

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

Yes, but good at hurting people, and thus good at hurting demons.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Demons are good at hurting people. There is a flaw in here somewhere.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

...Yes, they might already all be working for the demons.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

And the people who hunt demons might already be monsters themselves.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

...No, no, we're not monsters, we're just what we have to be.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

You've never had Nazi 101, have you? If you have to be as bad as a thing to destroy it, then I really hope you're not destroying it because it's bad. Or that you have a self-destruct button.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

We aren't the ones trying to destroy humanity, we hurt them because they're trying to kill us, And if we survive after the war is finished... [Damn, she doesn't know how to finish that sentence]

...Well, the chances of us surviving are unlikely.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

...really? Odds are against you?

Well that just ups your chances! Good always does better when it's at a disadvantage. Trust me; I've been trying to destroy it for long enough.