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[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

[So Tosh is mostly unchanged when she steps onto the Plane.

Except for one /big/ difference - she happens to be, oh, about nine months pregnant.

Cue freaking out as she notices this.]

Oh my God, what the hell is going on here?

((ooc: Preggers!Naoko is from Spice World - yes, that Spice World - and can be found in a video, complete with musical number and Spice Girls trying to deliver her baby, here.))

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...Can I just say that I love you?

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

[...For once in her life Juni is speechless]

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

[Tosh is pacing, freaking out, and occasionally cursing under her breath in Japanese]

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

[Stares for a few more moments and then coughs]

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[...oh, God what? Just how long was he all catboy for?!]

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

[she thought that sperm was still frozen, okay?]

Ianto! [aasdlkfj]

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[Oh sure, Tosh.

He clears his throat, and attempts to compose himself slightly. Which basically means professionalism time. He'll be hiding his wtf now, and pretty effectively at that.]

I suppose congratulations are in order.

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

[well, it's either that or she and Owen finally hooked up...and if they did, he definitely used retcon on her.]

...what?

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[...well, it does sound like a very Owen-ish thing to do. :\

He exhales, and indicates her very pregnant belly.] Well, you know... the... ah, is it Tommy's? Could be Owen's, I suppose, but...

[Oh, God. Now he's making her sound like a slut. He'll be shutting up now.]

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

[a bit panicked. no, make that very panicked.]

I don't know who the hell the father is!

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[And now he's even more flustered. If that's possible, anyway.]

Oh. Well, do you have numbers?

For the people you've... well, you know. [Oh, God. He didn't mean to do that hand gesture. gjdsfj He almost wishes he were a cat again.]

You could call them up, or something. Try and find him with DNA matches.

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Ianto, just let me ring bloody 1918. While I'm at it, maybe we can figure out the reduced gestation period of cryogenically frozen sperm!

[wheat-wolf.livejournal.com]

Ah, you are with child? Congratulations!

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

I - [sputter, flail] Not until now!

[wheat-wolf.livejournal.com]

How do you mean "now"?

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

I mean quite literally now. I haven't been pregnant for nine months!

[wheat-wolf.livejournal.com]

Another trick of this place, I suppose?

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

[she prods her stomach] It certainly feels real enou- [ohshit the baby moved]

[twatular.livejournal.com]

[Owen is actually normal today! And -- holy shit]

Somethin' you weren't telling us, Tosh?

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

I didn't know about it till now!

[twatular.livejournal.com]

... How d'you not know you're pregnant until you look like you're about to pop?

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

Well, I wasn't pregnant before!

[twatular.livejournal.com]

[sdlkjfs]

So, what, this is the Plane or those Twins or whatever screwin' around again? [not-so-subtly staring at your tummy, Tosh]

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

[she covers her stomach with her arms for a moment - but it's too weird, so she pulls them away] I don't know, but it was moving earlier.

[twatular.livejournal.com]

And what happens if you end up going into labour with your mystery baby, Virgin Mary?

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

I'm not a -

[she pauses for a moment and looks vaguely horrified] Oh, god. Cut it out, Owen.