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[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

[So Tosh is mostly unchanged when she steps onto the Plane.

Except for one /big/ difference - she happens to be, oh, about nine months pregnant.

Cue freaking out as she notices this.]

Oh my God, what the hell is going on here?

((ooc: Preggers!Naoko is from Spice World - yes, that Spice World - and can be found in a video, complete with musical number and Spice Girls trying to deliver her baby, here.))

Comments

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

...but it's-- [jkdskajf Tosh, stop freaking him out.]

You aren't going to give birth, are you?

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

[panicked] I don't know! Do I look like a doctor?

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[Okay... calming down. Or trying, anyway.] Right. Well, has your water broken?

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

[she looks like she's about to burst into hysterics] ...no, it hasn't.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

Contractions?

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

[adsklf] How am I supposed to know what a contraction feels like?

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm pretty sure you'd have noticed if you had.

Have you spoken to Owen?

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

[she buries her face in her hands] Oh, God, I don't even want to know what he'll say.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

At least he'll have some idea of what to do.

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

And it'll save you from having to deliver...it.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

...you don't really think you might give birth, do you?