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[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

[So Tosh is mostly unchanged when she steps onto the Plane.

Except for one /big/ difference - she happens to be, oh, about nine months pregnant.

Cue freaking out as she notices this.]

Oh my God, what the hell is going on here?

((ooc: Preggers!Naoko is from Spice World - yes, that Spice World - and can be found in a video, complete with musical number and Spice Girls trying to deliver her baby, here.))

Comments

[twatular.livejournal.com]

... How d'you not know you're pregnant until you look like you're about to pop?

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

Well, I wasn't pregnant before!

[twatular.livejournal.com]

[sdlkjfs]

So, what, this is the Plane or those Twins or whatever screwin' around again? [not-so-subtly staring at your tummy, Tosh]

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

[she covers her stomach with her arms for a moment - but it's too weird, so she pulls them away] I don't know, but it was moving earlier.

[twatular.livejournal.com]

And what happens if you end up going into labour with your mystery baby, Virgin Mary?

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

I'm not a -

[she pauses for a moment and looks vaguely horrified] Oh, god. Cut it out, Owen.

[twatular.livejournal.com]

What? 'S a perfectly legitimate --

... Hold on, you don't actually mean...

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

Well, you're a doctor, aren't you? You're perfectly qualified to perform surgeries. [she's starting to look a little panicky]

[twatular.livejournal.com]

Look -- can we try to sort this out rationally before I go cutting you open, Toshiko? You were fine before you came here, yeah?

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

Owen, there is something moving in my stomach. You try being bloody rational in that situation!

[twatular.livejournal.com]

[.... hmm] Is it even a baby? [way to be predicting future eps helpful, Owen!]

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

[this is a Look of DEATH, Owen] Well, if it's an alien, I'd say that's a PRETTY DAMN GOOD REASON TO CUT IT OUT.

[twatular.livejournal.com]

[ffffffff Tosh] Look. Tests first before I end up playin' midwife to your unexpected offspring, okay, Mum?

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

[she's totally about to answer, but then there's a false contraction and she cries out, pressing a hand to her stomach] Then you might want to hurry the fuck up.

[twatular.livejournal.com]

[asdjfkl] Can't exactly do much while we're still here, Tosh!

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

I can't go back to work looking like this!