http://geekgirltosh.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] geekgirltosh.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2009-01-30 12:40 pm

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[So Tosh is mostly unchanged when she steps onto the Plane.

Except for one /big/ difference - she happens to be, oh, about nine months pregnant.

Cue freaking out as she notices this.]


Oh my God, what the hell is going on here?

((ooc: Preggers!Naoko is from Spice World - yes, that Spice World - and can be found in a video, complete with musical number and Spice Girls trying to deliver her baby, here.))

[identity profile] damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh sure, Tosh.

He clears his throat, and attempts to compose himself slightly. Which basically means professionalism time. He'll be hiding his wtf now, and pretty effectively at that.]


I suppose congratulations are in order.

[identity profile] damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[...well, it does sound like a very Owen-ish thing to do. :\

He exhales, and indicates her very pregnant belly.]
Well, you know... the... ah, is it Tommy's? Could be Owen's, I suppose, but...

[Oh, God. Now he's making her sound like a slut. He'll be shutting up now.]

[identity profile] damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[And now he's even more flustered. If that's possible, anyway.]

Oh. Well, do you have numbers?

For the people you've... well, you know. [Oh, God. He didn't mean to do that hand gesture. gjdsfj He almost wishes he were a cat again.]

You could call them up, or something. Try and find him with DNA matches.

[identity profile] damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
...but you just said you didn't know who the father was.

[identity profile] damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Looks closer to nine months to me.

[identity profile] damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I haven't been myself lately, have I? It's hard to keep track of time when you think you're a cat.

Do you think it could've been something at work? Other than Tommy, I mean.

[identity profile] damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
...Starbucks? [Oh, that hurts Tosh.]

[identity profile] damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
...but it's-- [jkdskajf Tosh, stop freaking him out.]

You aren't going to give birth, are you?

[identity profile] damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay... calming down. Or trying, anyway.] Right. Well, has your water broken?

[identity profile] damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm pretty sure you'd have noticed if you had.

Have you spoken to Owen?

[identity profile] damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com 2009-01-31 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
At least he'll have some idea of what to do.