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realityshifted2008-11-28 07:32 pm
pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com) wrote in realityshifted2008-11-28 07:32 pm
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{It's not human, that much is obvious. In fact, it's almost cute. It's all white, wearing a classy top hat and has a long, curved nose-bill thing. No one is really sure what it is. However, this thing that has arrived on the Plane, though it may not appear so, is pure horror.}
You know, this place reminds me of a time in the 12th century, which, coincidentally, coincides with my legend.
So let me tell you of it.
{It stands primly with its cane}
My legend begins in the 12th century. It is a sad tale. {Tear}
But I should hope that you like to hear it!
{It begins thoughtfully, as if the thing is looking into the distance as he tells his tale with a dramatic tone}
For once, I met a girl, and this girl was beautiful. We have four children together. We went to the baseball stadium last week. You see, that is this picture. {Out of nowhere, comes a photograph of a woman from the head down and three identical copies of this odd thing}
But while watching this game, I had a thought. A nostalgic thought of times past when I was a part of a street gang. Those were rough times, but then I met a girl. A beautiful girl. She said to me, "Excalibur, please...don't forget that I love you".
As we stood upon a cliff overlooking the city lights, "Cassie," I said....
"Let me tell you of my legend."
{It's like a dance move as the thing stands on a toe with its arms spread wide, its cane still in hand}
"It begins in the 12th century."
{Then back to standing primly, with a solemn tone}
And that is why there must always be a dehumidifier in my room.
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{It's not human, that much is obvious. In fact, it's almost cute. It's all white, wearing a classy top hat and has a long, curved nose-bill thing. No one is really sure what it is. However, this thing that has arrived on the Plane, though it may not appear so, is pure horror.}
You know, this place reminds me of a time in the 12th century, which, coincidentally, coincides with my legend.
So let me tell you of it.
{It stands primly with its cane}
My legend begins in the 12th century. It is a sad tale. {Tear}
But I should hope that you like to hear it!
{It begins thoughtfully, as if the thing is looking into the distance as he tells his tale with a dramatic tone}
For once, I met a girl, and this girl was beautiful. We have four children together. We went to the baseball stadium last week. You see, that is this picture. {Out of nowhere, comes a photograph of a woman from the head down and three identical copies of this odd thing}
But while watching this game, I had a thought. A nostalgic thought of times past when I was a part of a street gang. Those were rough times, but then I met a girl. A beautiful girl. She said to me, "Excalibur, please...don't forget that I love you".
As we stood upon a cliff overlooking the city lights, "Cassie," I said....
"Let me tell you of my legend."
{It's like a dance move as the thing stands on a toe with its arms spread wide, its cane still in hand}
"It begins in the 12th century."
{Then back to standing primly, with a solemn tone}
And that is why there must always be a dehumidifier in my room.
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...you what?
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But what does the dehumidifier have to do with your legend? Did you invent it?
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DONE
Re: DONE
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Uh... How sad~? [Even if it's not exactly clear what a dehumifider is, but he will ask later!]
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...you wouldn't happen to be a stand, would you? [Because only a stand could seem so... weird.]
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