ext_263308 ([identity profile] pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-11-28 07:32 pm

oo1

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{It's not human, that much is obvious. In fact, it's almost cute. It's all white, wearing a classy top hat and has a long, curved nose-bill thing. No one is really sure what it is. However, this thing that has arrived on the Plane, though it may not appear so, is pure horror.}

You know, this place reminds me of a time in the 12th century, which, coincidentally, coincides with my legend.

So let me tell you of it.

{It stands primly with its cane}

My legend begins in the 12th century. It is a sad tale. {Tear}

But I should hope that you like to hear it!

{It begins thoughtfully, as if the thing is looking into the distance as he tells his tale with a dramatic tone}

For once, I met a girl, and this girl was beautiful. We have four children together. We went to the baseball stadium last week. You see, that is this picture. {Out of nowhere, comes a photograph of a woman from the head down and three identical copies of this odd thing}

But while watching this game, I had a thought. A nostalgic thought of times past when I was a part of a street gang. Those were rough times, but then I met a girl. A beautiful girl. She said to me, "Excalibur, please...don't forget that I love you".

As we stood upon a cliff overlooking the city lights, "Cassie," I said....

"Let me tell you of my legend."

{It's like a dance move as the thing stands on a toe with its arms spread wide, its cane still in hand}

"It begins in the 12th century."

{Then back to standing primly, with a solemn tone}

And that is why there must always be a dehumidifier in my room.

[identity profile] anjelsword.livejournal.com 2008-11-29 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Raised eyebrow] De-what?

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-11-29 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Sam gets his sight back and THIS is what he gets to see??]

...you what?

[identity profile] onedrous.livejournal.com 2008-11-29 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
[anything pure white is okay by one!!]

Is it?
Edited 2008-11-29 00:53 (UTC)
contract_star: (puppies?)

[personal profile] contract_star 2008-11-29 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
...

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-11-29 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
...a technician?

[this is weird, even for the Plane. If he hits himself on the head, maybe it will disappear]
lamb_of_gold: (*Alta 2*)

[personal profile] lamb_of_gold 2008-11-29 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[....What.]

[identity profile] onedrous.livejournal.com 2008-11-29 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Like what?

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-11-29 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
...I'm a copper.

[is trying to figure out how annoying stick is a weapon]

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