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{It's not human, that much is obvious. In fact, it's almost cute. It's all white, wearing a classy top hat and has a long, curved nose-bill thing. No one is really sure what it is. However, this thing that has arrived on the Plane, though it may not appear so, is pure horror.}

You know, this place reminds me of a time in the 12th century, which, coincidentally, coincides with my legend.

So let me tell you of it.

{It stands primly with its cane}

My legend begins in the 12th century. It is a sad tale. {Tear}

But I should hope that you like to hear it!

{It begins thoughtfully, as if the thing is looking into the distance as he tells his tale with a dramatic tone}

For once, I met a girl, and this girl was beautiful. We have four children together. We went to the baseball stadium last week. You see, that is this picture. {Out of nowhere, comes a photograph of a woman from the head down and three identical copies of this odd thing}

But while watching this game, I had a thought. A nostalgic thought of times past when I was a part of a street gang. Those were rough times, but then I met a girl. A beautiful girl. She said to me, "Excalibur, please...don't forget that I love you".

As we stood upon a cliff overlooking the city lights, "Cassie," I said....

"Let me tell you of my legend."

{It's like a dance move as the thing stands on a toe with its arms spread wide, its cane still in hand}

"It begins in the 12th century."

{Then back to standing primly, with a solemn tone}

And that is why there must always be a dehumidifier in my room.

Comments

[mercwamouth]

...That was rather long and random.

[And yet still shorter and more coherent than some of your posts.]

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{Pointing its cane at you}

What are you, looking like that?!

[mercwamouth]

...Right, you gotta be a hallucination.

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

I am no such thing!

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I AM EXCALIBUR!!

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The holy sword.

[mercwamouth]

Really?

[Takes out sword.]

This sword isn't holy and doesn't have a name. Though for the sake of argument, I shall call it Jim.

Say hi to Jim.

[Swings sword at Excalibur]

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

{O SHIT}

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

{It died}

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...

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

{Except not}

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

{And Deadpool gets hit with the cane}

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[mercwamouth]

[Grabs the cane and breaks it]

OK, so apparently you're not my imagination. I guess it's a relief to know I'm not that crazy.

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...

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{Oh wait}

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{Pulls a spare out of his hat}

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{Starts to twirl it}

[mercwamouth]

...Apparently.

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

So.

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

My legend begins in the 12th century.

DONE

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

Would you like to hear it?

Re: DONE

[mercwamouth]

No.

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

What is your favorite color?