oo1

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

...

..

.

{It's not human, that much is obvious. In fact, it's almost cute. It's all white, wearing a classy top hat and has a long, curved nose-bill thing. No one is really sure what it is. However, this thing that has arrived on the Plane, though it may not appear so, is pure horror.}

You know, this place reminds me of a time in the 12th century, which, coincidentally, coincides with my legend.

So let me tell you of it.

{It stands primly with its cane}

My legend begins in the 12th century. It is a sad tale. {Tear}

But I should hope that you like to hear it!

{It begins thoughtfully, as if the thing is looking into the distance as he tells his tale with a dramatic tone}

For once, I met a girl, and this girl was beautiful. We have four children together. We went to the baseball stadium last week. You see, that is this picture. {Out of nowhere, comes a photograph of a woman from the head down and three identical copies of this odd thing}

But while watching this game, I had a thought. A nostalgic thought of times past when I was a part of a street gang. Those were rough times, but then I met a girl. A beautiful girl. She said to me, "Excalibur, please...don't forget that I love you".

As we stood upon a cliff overlooking the city lights, "Cassie," I said....

"Let me tell you of my legend."

{It's like a dance move as the thing stands on a toe with its arms spread wide, its cane still in hand}

"It begins in the 12th century."

{Then back to standing primly, with a solemn tone}

And that is why there must always be a dehumidifier in my room.

Comments

[didorothy]

DI Sam Tyler.

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

{Interrupts at "Sam"}

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

Who asked for you name!?

[didorothy]

...you did!!

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

...

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

I did not.

[didorothy]

...yes, you did.

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

{Interrupts!}

Fool.

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

My legend began in the 12th century.

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

Would you like to hear of it?

[didorothy]

[shuts his eyes and presses his hands to his ears, trying to hear the doctors who apparently screwed with his meds BIG TIME]

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

...

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

{oops he broke it}

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

{Better start poking Sam with his cane, then}

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

{A lot}

[didorothy]

[knocks the cane away]

Stop that!

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

....

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

...

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

..

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

.

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

{Starts poking again}

[didorothy]

[knocks it away]

I said stop!

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

{Keeps poking}

[didorothy]

[tries to grab and break the cane]

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

{And he does}