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[realitymods]

[here, have a pair of shifty-eyed Twins standing next to a crate]

Sooo, we guess that experiment got a little out of hand. [siiiigh] We hate it when we have to have the experiments destroyed.

But you guys don't mind doing that, right? [beam at everyone] No matter the size of the creature, they should all have a jewel on them somewhere. Just take the jewel and drop it into- [hold up two jars] -these jars. Then give them to us. There's a lot of creatures out there! Oh and some of them are kind of big, so! [present fishing rods!] These should help pluck off the jewels. Of course, you have to weaken them to get the jewels off. If they're still strong, it won't work. Some of you have weapons and stuff, right? Or we guess your fists. Whatever you fight with, we can modify them to work better against these creatures~

Oh and they're pretty hungry, so don't ignore them!

Comments

[demnify.livejournal.com]

I thought it might have something to do with the two of you...

[a pause, followed by a smirk]

The jewels then. I attempted to kill one earlier, it got back up moments later... this information will be very helpful.

[realitymods]

We didn't think they'd get loose! [pout]

Wow, you almost killed one without help? That's pretty good! [toss him a jar] Here you go~

[demnify.livejournal.com]

You obviously need better security.

[he catches it, and his claws make that kind of awkward tapping/scratching against the glass]

You said you could 'modify' things, correct? While I almost killed one as is... it'd be much easier, I expect, if these claws of mine were sharper. Can you do that?

[willofd.livejournal.com]

[Luffy is grumbling, looks pretty angry] So it's your fault that my ship got attacked! But if I just have to take off the jewel, it should be easy.

But how are you going to modify my fists? [Raises them protectively] I don't want you to do anything creepy to them!

[realitymods]

[are used to people getting mad] We didn't do it on purpose.

[and are also a little pouty] We won't ruin them! Just give them a boost against the monsters.

[lamb_of_gold]

I had the feeling...

[realitymods]

Are we that transparent?

[bloodyroadking.livejournal.com]

Idiots.

[realitymods]

We are not! Anyway! You probably should try to take care of those.

[miseardae.livejournal.com]

Noted.

[realitymods]

[Give the Doctor a jar!] Good luck!

[theguv.livejournal.com]

I'm not your Goddamned baby sitter. You can go out and bring them back yourselves, you bleedin' faeries.

[realitymods]

[shrug] If they eat your city, then it's not our fault~

[didorothy]

[holds his gun out] Can you modify this?

[realitymods]

[look over the gun] Sure. Give us a second. [promptly sit down and take it apart swiftly and start rebuilding it] Mmm...that should be good.

[glassboxmemory.livejournal.com]

[flustered] One of them was trying to eat a train!

[realitymods]

[as if it's obvious] They're hungry!

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

So these monsters being around is all your fault?!

[realitymods]

Weeeell...yes. But you can get rid of them now!

[ziolize.livejournal.com]

Woah, wait. What?

[realitymods]

There's monsters eating everything. [:D]

[dwellonschemes.livejournal.com]

You can modify our weapons? [Pondering. Holds out his wand daintily for them to take.] If you could, please. Also, I don't believe I need a fishing rod, but I do require a few jars.

[realitymods]

[hand him a few jars and take the wand] Oooh, different! We should have something. [take out a jar and spread a thin, clear paste over the wand] There...just let it dry and then try it. Should be stronger.

[illusoryblue.livejournal.com]

[Cloud is obviously a little pissed.]
What. You put them in our worlds?

[realitymods]

[siiigh] We didn't mean to! They just got loose.