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[realitymods]

[here, have a pair of shifty-eyed Twins standing next to a crate]

Sooo, we guess that experiment got a little out of hand. [siiiigh] We hate it when we have to have the experiments destroyed.

But you guys don't mind doing that, right? [beam at everyone] No matter the size of the creature, they should all have a jewel on them somewhere. Just take the jewel and drop it into- [hold up two jars] -these jars. Then give them to us. There's a lot of creatures out there! Oh and some of them are kind of big, so! [present fishing rods!] These should help pluck off the jewels. Of course, you have to weaken them to get the jewels off. If they're still strong, it won't work. Some of you have weapons and stuff, right? Or we guess your fists. Whatever you fight with, we can modify them to work better against these creatures~

Oh and they're pretty hungry, so don't ignore them!

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[theguv.livejournal.com]

...you bastards. [hands them his gun] You so much as look at it funny and I'll knock your heads together so hard you'll be one person, got it?

[realitymods]

[both grin wide] Yes sir, we'll do our best. [quickly take apart the gun, rapidly tweaking parts as they put it back together and hand it to him] There! Should be perfect now.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[looks it over, checks the insides, then loads it and takes off the safety, pointing it at the Twins] It damn well better be. [holsters it and turns] I just gotta kill the bleedin' things, right?

[realitymods]

[wave around the jar] Well you can. But you have to put the jewel in the jar first. They have a jewel on them.