realityshifted | (no subject)

[here, have a pair of shifty-eyed Twins standing next to a crate]

Sooo, we guess that experiment got a little out of hand. [siiiigh] We hate it when we have to have the experiments destroyed.

But you guys don't mind doing that, right? [beam at everyone] No matter the size of the creature, they should all have a jewel on them somewhere. Just take the jewel and drop it into- [hold up two jars] -these jars. Then give them to us. There's a lot of creatures out there! Oh and some of them are kind of big, so! [present fishing rods!] These should help pluck off the jewels. Of course, you have to weaken them to get the jewels off. If they're still strong, it won't work. Some of you have weapons and stuff, right? Or we guess your fists. Whatever you fight with, we can modify them to work better against these creatures~

Oh and they're pretty hungry, so don't ignore them!

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[gesticulating wildly, with a keyblade in his hand] Trains aren't for eating! They don't have any nutrients!

We d— [a pause, followed by an "oh shit" look]

Aah, do you think you could . . . do anything with this? [holds up keyblade]

[look over the keyblade] Hmm, nifty. Yes, we can do something about it. [take out their tools and start working on the edges] Take a jar, too! You'll need that.