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realityshifted2008-04-21 10:00 pm
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001 - Cy for Sign Me Up
[A long-haired gray tabby appears on the plane. At first glance, she looks like a kitten; she’s stubby and clumsy and small. Closer inspection, however, reveals her to be an adult cat who is stubby and clumsy and small. The tabby markings swoop down her sides like gray and black flames. She has four white socks and a white spot on her chin, a pink nose and intense yellow eyes.
And, mostly hidden by her long fur, something metal glints at the crown of her head.
She doesn’t seem to notice the change in venue; she’s busy with a Very Important Task. That is, stripping to pieces and eating a ball of what appears to be tin foil and duct tape, smeared with gasoline and engine grease.]
And, mostly hidden by her long fur, something metal glints at the crown of her head.
She doesn’t seem to notice the change in venue; she’s busy with a Very Important Task. That is, stripping to pieces and eating a ball of what appears to be tin foil and duct tape, smeared with gasoline and engine grease.]

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Oh, poor thing~ [sighs~] Let's hope your keeper finds you before that hyena does~ [chuckles]
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The sheet music’s blank! You’re playing for the wrong audience. Strummin’ that invisible guitar, boss, but don’t you know you’re the only one who hears?
Don’t fear the reaper! The reaper fears for thee!
[She sinks her teeth into his hand and thrashes for a moment, lets go, staggers back, and starts spinning in place, one paw over the other like a top.]
Theta-Sigma-Alpha-Phi! Cage the bird and call it's name! The old friend and enemy takes the humans home! [She keels over and starts shaking and panting. After a moment, she drags herself to her feet and wibbles over to him. She takes a swipe at his hand and misses completely.]
Now see here, Blue Light Special, Tinkerbell. That ain’t your jurisdiction, understand?
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[Nom nom nom.]
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You're on a psychic frequency, aren't you? Curiouser and curiouser, to quote most appropriately.
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WOW! It's got a brain between its shells. Now that's a thing, a thing to see.
You have some mighty frequencies yourself, boss.
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[Starts licking the gasoline off of the tin foil]
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A feline? Here? And yet you aren't truly a cat, are you? What are you?
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Not a cat, not a human, not a box. What're you?
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[Smacks her tin foil, as though to illustrate, and then looks surprised and goes scrambling after it as it rolls away.]
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Are you sure that's entirely healthy?
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You're right about that, boyo. Keep your paws to your pockets, pally, this one's mine.
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Didn't your mother ever tell you not to eat the stuff people throw out?
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I didn't realise pets could come here. ...Well, except the hyena. 'lo, there.
[holds out a hand for Cy to sniff. Because this is what one does with cats that one does not realise can read minds]
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