001 - Cy for Sign Me Up

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[A long-haired gray tabby appears on the plane. At first glance, she looks like a kitten; she’s stubby and clumsy and small. Closer inspection, however, reveals her to be an adult cat who is stubby and clumsy and small. The tabby markings swoop down her sides like gray and black flames. She has four white socks and a white spot on her chin, a pink nose and intense yellow eyes.

And, mostly hidden by her long fur, something metal glints at the crown of her head.

She doesn’t seem to notice the change in venue; she’s busy with a Very Important Task. That is, stripping to pieces and eating a ball of what appears to be tin foil and duct tape, smeared with gasoline and engine grease.]

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[lamb_of_gold]

[Kitty! Crouches down and holds his hand out to it]

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Person! She leaves off her meal and goes over to sniff him.] Well, hello, shiny. What's this?

[thealicegame.livejournal.com]

[ Glare. She's not terribly fond of cats. ]

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[She continues to obliviously apply herself to her meal, muttering small kitty sounds as she does so.]

[papillon-hante.livejournal.com]

Hmm~? Are you, perhaps, one of Chen's friends? [ Yuyuko kneels and smiles at the little cat. ]

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Cy looks up, a bit of tin foil dangling from the side of her mouth.] Chen, yen, perfect ten. Never heard of 'im.

[shunofandromeda.livejournal.com]

[Oh, a kitty! Shun kneels down next to the cat] Well, what are you doing here?

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Continues nomming] It's dinner time, Jackson. I'm having chow.

[hua-fei.livejournal.com]

[ Yuzuriha stares at the cat for a long moment. She reaches for the pouch fastened to her waist, pulling out strips of dried meat and setting it on the floor near the cat. She doesn't beckon to it though. ]

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[She tilts her head, giving the meat a quizzical look.] They needs buckles to work as belts, mate. [She tears a strip from the tin foil and proceeds to munch on it.]

[contract_star]

[What's this? It's a kitty! Have a Hei crouching down nearby.] Hello, there. I'm guessing you're not just a normal cat.

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Gives Hei a skeptical look.] You don't know normal from Tuesday, boss, if you think Normal's a cat.

[sgathan-briste.livejournal.com]

[aww, a kitten! Link smiles and kneels down] Hey. Are you lost?

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[She looks up at him, her nose smeared with grease.] No, Evergreen, I'm hungry. This here's dinner, see?

[twelvemasks.livejournal.com]

[I'm shoving Minato here to be NONCONFORMIST. He glances at the kitty, then goes back to his MP3 player.]

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Cy, on the other hand, intrigued by the faint sounds of music drifting out of his machinery, decides to claw her way up his leg and see what it's all about.]

[glassboxmemory.livejournal.com]

[lolcat. Roxas is a very sheltered boy who's never seen a cat before, so he just kind of stares a little bit, and then gets down on his knees, because he decides that it's kind of cute. :|b]

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Wobbles over to sniff his hand.] All the smells make the sights go dim, you know? Can't see the singers any more!

[bacchusprincess.livejournal.com]

[almost stumbles over the little furball as he is appearing too, and almost kicks it, but he is not that evil...! Really... So he is just... watching, amused.]

Oh, poor thing~ [sighs~] Let's hope your keeper finds you before that hyena does~ [chuckles]

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[She looks up at him for a loooong moment, a quizzical look on her face.] Who's the keeper, Mac?

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[blinks and squats down near her] Hey there, puss. [frowns lightly] What's that on your head? [takes out his screwdriver, puts on his glasses and leans closer] I'm just going to take a look...

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Is patient enough while he pushes the fur out of the way, revealing the little silver bump that is her spark plug, but as soon as the sonic goes on, she loses it. The little stud sparks blue and green. She lets out a terrific yowl and kicks at his arm, claws at his wrist.]

The sheet music’s blank! You’re playing for the wrong audience. Strummin’ that invisible guitar, boss, but don’t you know you’re the only one who hears?

Don’t fear the reaper! The reaper fears for thee!

[She sinks her teeth into his hand and thrashes for a moment, lets go, staggers back, and starts spinning in place, one paw over the other like a top.]

Theta-Sigma-Alpha-Phi! Cage the bird and call it's name! The old friend and enemy takes the humans home! [She keels over and starts shaking and panting. After a moment, she drags herself to her feet and wibbles over to him. She takes a swipe at his hand and misses completely.]

Now see here, Blue Light Special, Tinkerbell. That ain’t your jurisdiction, understand?

[seventhcoil.livejournal.com]

Ah, what are you doing here? [gets on her knees by her] Did you get lost?

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

Lost is last and wanderings are wonderings. You don't get lost, coming here.

[Nom nom nom.]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[notes the shiny bit, and pulls out his screwdriver to poke it. Then, stops. Someone's smarter than his Hero counterpart]

You're on a psychic frequency, aren't you? Curiouser and curiouser, to quote most appropriately.

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Tilts her head to look up at him.]

WOW! It's got a brain between its shells. Now that's a thing, a thing to see.

You have some mighty frequencies yourself, boss.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Great. More bloody cats. Who's idea was this, then?

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

No bloody cats here, guv-nah. Clean and whistling.

[Starts licking the gasoline off of the tin foil]

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[like the Time Lords before her, she notices the patch of shiny metal and is intrigued]

A feline? Here? And yet you aren't truly a cat, are you? What are you?

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Her eyes glitter as she looks at the TARDIS.]

Not a cat, not a human, not a box. What're you?

[dritte-tochter.livejournal.com]

[oh God oh God, a cat] W-what are you doing here, desu?

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

Havin' a meal, or tryin' to.

[Smacks her tin foil, as though to illustrate, and then looks surprised and goes scrambling after it as it rolls away.]

[miseardae.livejournal.com]

[aww, kitty, except not really, he thinks, but he won't get into that straight off, because that's rude]

Are you sure that's entirely healthy?

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Om nom nom.]

You're right about that, boyo. Keep your paws to your pockets, pally, this one's mine.

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

[IT'S A CAT! Romeo likes cute things so he right away goes over to pet her.]

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[She, in turns, starts purring her head off, sounding more like a malfunctioning vacuum than anything else.]

[noking.livejournal.com]

[Shenzi goes straight towards the kitten and looks like she's about to maybe try and eat it before she notices what Cy is in turn eating]

Didn't your mother ever tell you not to eat the stuff people throw out?

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Turns toward the hyena with a Disapproving Look.] What daft mother would teach that numbskull's lesson, sister?

[didorothy]

[in the, 'aww, kitty!' faction]

I didn't realise pets could come here. ...Well, except the hyena. 'lo, there.

[holds out a hand for Cy to sniff. Because this is what one does with cats that one does not realise can read minds]

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[She obliges, tapping her nose delicately against his fingers.] You smell like the eleven hour, Sherlock.