(no subject)

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[what is that noise you hear, oh denizens of the Plane? could it be this song?

why yes, yes it could

and where, my friends, might that song be coming from? it couldn't possibly be coming from the very confused and very miffed looking DCI Hunt, could it? or more to the point, the pink, fluffy thing he is staring at in terror on the counter at the Astral Bar

someone got trolled hard]

It's bloody Diva.

Comments

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

{Diva is toting around Gene-petite, so this is going to be awesome}

...Wh-What?! No, I don't sound like that at all!

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[this cannot end well]

Couldn't tell the difference, luv.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

That's not true! Ne, fine, if we're going to do this, this one has your face. I even named it Gene.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

You're blind. I don't look like that.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

It looks just like your stupid face.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

And this sings about as badly as you.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

Have you ever even heard me sing, you jerk!?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Yeah. And it sounds like this.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

{Dammit and she is not supposed to respond with violence!! Diva sits down right next to Gene and grabs onto Jigglypuff, holding it up}

I do not! What is it, anyways?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[Gene snorts and gives her an 'oh please' look]

Some bloke says a pokemon, whatever the hell that means.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

Oh! I wonder if that's what mine is, too. Gene-petite has a funnier face than this, though.

{Which she tries to copy, but ends up laughing}

[tin-whistled.livejournal.com]

{Fix has been hanging out at the bar, because hey, it's what he does. But when Jigglypuff starts singing, Fix bursts out laughing}

Bloody hell, you landed yourself a Pokemon.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

A what?

[tin-whistled.livejournal.com]

Cute, Japanese "pets." They're pretty popular with the kids, but it's a 90s thing, I think.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[cue rubbing the forehead]

Let me guess. You're another of those blokes says you're from the future, right?

[tin-whistled.livejournal.com]

...Uh, no. I'm "from" 2006, mate.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Sure you are. And I wipe the queen's arse.

[tin-whistled.livejournal.com]

{Fix is SO CONFUSED}

You--what?? I never thought the year I'm from would be that contested. I'm new here and I know about the different universes thing.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[WELCOME TO GENE'S WORLD. also he's just being an ass]

It's 1975, boy-o. Anything else is bullshit.

[tin-whistled.livejournal.com]

I was six in 1975. So I'm pretty sure that's bullshit.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

'course you were.

[doctorsfanboy.livejournal.com]

[s'up Gene, it's your favorite resident poof in a dress] ...And I thought the puppy was strange. What planet is that creature from?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[noooooooo] The hell am I supposed to know?

[doctorsfanboy.livejournal.com]

[logically] Because it clearly belongs to you? Unless I'm mistaken.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

It showed up out of an egg. That don't mean it's mine.