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[what is that noise you hear, oh denizens of the Plane? could it be this song?

why yes, yes it could

and where, my friends, might that song be coming from? it couldn't possibly be coming from the very confused and very miffed looking DCI Hunt, could it? or more to the point, the pink, fluffy thing he is staring at in terror on the counter at the Astral Bar

someone got trolled hard]

It's bloody Diva.

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That's one nice thing about being independent. I get to pick which cases I want to work and which I don't. Well, in theory. I always end up taking them because the pay is shite, and I have to pay my bills.

At least that's the truth. [smirks] Pays always shite.

It's what I have to deal with, since I didn't graduate university. Or, that's what my mum always says.

I always figured it's 'cause they expect us to die so quick there's no sense paying well, meself.

Probably is. Bastards.

I can drink to that.

I can drink to anything.

{And so he does. Delicious beer...}

So, obviously you don't have Ghostbusters where you come from, so I'll ask something else instead. How long have you been at this Astral Plane? It only seems worth the time for the bar, though, I have to say.

'bout two years, I think. Don't give much of a toss over it so I don't pay too much attention.

Christ, two years? Anything interesting happen in that time, or does everyone just sit around drinking? Because the latter sounds like a paradise.

What, other than the freaks of nature, warped buildings, Frenchies with cheetahs and Brian Blessed? No, not a lot.

...Brian Blessed? Come on, you have to tell me about what that was about.

Dunno. One day we just had Brian bloody Blessed yelling out every move we damn well made. Right pain in the arse, that was.

That does sound annoying. Not as interesting as I was expecting. Oh well. I've heard there's usually plenty of excitement to be found around here. I'll probably end up causing some for myself, knowing my track record.

Just don't get in my way and I don't give a damn.

No plans to. Seeing as what I'm going to be looking into is about all the ghosts, I'm assuming you don't give a damn either way.

You'd be right.

No problem, then. I've heard that I should talk to the Twins, yeah?

If you can find 'em.

You can't just walk in that shop and ring them up? ...That would kind of ruin my plans.

You let me know how that works out for you.

Can do. Hopefully I'll have some kind of luck.

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