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[what is that noise you hear, oh denizens of the Plane? could it be this song?

why yes, yes it could

and where, my friends, might that song be coming from? it couldn't possibly be coming from the very confused and very miffed looking DCI Hunt, could it? or more to the point, the pink, fluffy thing he is staring at in terror on the counter at the Astral Bar

someone got trolled hard]

It's bloody Diva.

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{She keeps making the face: |:< Just to mess with Gene}

[ohgod she keeps that up he's gonna thwap her]

{}

[:|

Gene pinches the Jigglypuff and makes it cry]

{Diva thwaps Gene in the head :)}

You made it cry! You're terrible, Gene!

{She picks it up and cradles it, cooing like it's a baby} Oh, it's alright dear, Gene is being mean to you.

Oi! Bloody thing needs to man up. I won't have no flimsy pastry hanging 'round me.

You can't just tell it to "man up," Gene! It's just a--Well, it's not a baby, but it doesn't know any better!

{She strokes Jigglypuff's head as it wibbles} Do you, darling?

[Jigglypuff just sort of ... Jigglypuffs at her, I dunno. it's fegging cute, okay?]

Then it'll learn.

I should just take the poor thing away from you. You'll abuse it.

Maybe you can sing duets.

I'm not afraid to hit you again, you know.

You can try.

{She sets Jigglypuff on the counter and tries again!}

[and Gene takes it! because he's a man

and Jigglypuff laughs]

{She giggles} Oh, you took it like a man, Gene~ I'm so proud!

[he took it like America's No. 1 Commodity]

Shove off.

{lkhaskihjisa;odhaskjdl
I mean Diva smiles, petting Jigglypuff absently}

Ne, Gene, can I ask you about something we were talking about before?

[you love it]

Depends.

Well, I tried to talk to Sam about what we talked about, but he just avoided it. But I need to know if it's really that bad to...have sex, I guess.

[Gene just groans a bit]

It's bad to be a whore, Diva, not to have sex.

Well...What does that really mean? I mean, I know it would be bad if I were married or in a relationship, or something, but I'm not. I wish I was, but...

Bloody hell--

Look, luv. Do you care who you let in your knickers, or do you at least have some standards?

...Oh. Um...Sometimes?

Whores don't care, Diva. That's bad.

I see. Um...I guess it would be better to, but it never seemed like it would matter, since I can't have any of the problems that human women would have. Why is it better to care?