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[theguv.livejournal.com]

[what is that noise you hear, oh denizens of the Plane? could it be this song?

why yes, yes it could

and where, my friends, might that song be coming from? it couldn't possibly be coming from the very confused and very miffed looking DCI Hunt, could it? or more to the point, the pink, fluffy thing he is staring at in terror on the counter at the Astral Bar

someone got trolled hard]

It's bloody Diva.

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[theguv.livejournal.com]

And this sings about as badly as you.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

Have you ever even heard me sing, you jerk!?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Yeah. And it sounds like this.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

{Dammit and she is not supposed to respond with violence!! Diva sits down right next to Gene and grabs onto Jigglypuff, holding it up}

I do not! What is it, anyways?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[Gene snorts and gives her an 'oh please' look]

Some bloke says a pokemon, whatever the hell that means.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

Oh! I wonder if that's what mine is, too. Gene-petite has a funnier face than this, though.

{Which she tries to copy, but ends up laughing}

[theguv.livejournal.com]

That thing is not me!

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

{She keeps making the face: |:< Just to mess with Gene}

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[ohgod she keeps that up he's gonna thwap her]

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

{}

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[:|





Gene pinches the Jigglypuff and makes it cry]

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

{Diva thwaps Gene in the head :)}

You made it cry! You're terrible, Gene!

{She picks it up and cradles it, cooing like it's a baby} Oh, it's alright dear, Gene is being mean to you.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Oi! Bloody thing needs to man up. I won't have no flimsy pastry hanging 'round me.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

You can't just tell it to "man up," Gene! It's just a--Well, it's not a baby, but it doesn't know any better!

{She strokes Jigglypuff's head as it wibbles} Do you, darling?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[Jigglypuff just sort of ... Jigglypuffs at her, I dunno. it's fegging cute, okay?]

Then it'll learn.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

I should just take the poor thing away from you. You'll abuse it.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Maybe you can sing duets.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

I'm not afraid to hit you again, you know.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

You can try.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

{She sets Jigglypuff on the counter and tries again!}

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[and Gene takes it! because he's a man



and Jigglypuff laughs]

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

{She giggles} Oh, you took it like a man, Gene~ I'm so proud!

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[he took it like America's No. 1 Commodity]

Shove off.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

{lkhaskihjisa;odhaskjdl
I mean Diva smiles, petting Jigglypuff absently}

Ne, Gene, can I ask you about something we were talking about before?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[you love it]

Depends.